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Saturday 31st May 2008

Max Normal.tv CD Launch - Bloemfontein
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On: Saturday 31st May 2008
At: Mystic Boer (South Africa) [map]

From: 20:00
More: Hey Kids

Cult leader, Max Normal, speaking.

Me and my trusty rap crew, MaxNormal.TV, nearly got killed by a large group of angry, white, drunk Afrikaans people during a big concert in Potchefstroom recently. It was right after this concert that I thought of the name for MaxNormal.TV's new big rap album :
GOOD MORNING SOUTH AFRICA.

MaxNormal.TV has a big TV screen on stage when we perform and we like to show fun things on the TV screen that help everyone connect with our music. But during our one hot, sexy rap song called 'I LIKE YOUR BODY' the Potchefstroom crowd went mental, and started throwing bottles full of water at us on stage (from cricket ball distance). It was like that scene from 300 when the sky went black from all the arrows. Some large, white, drunk Afrikaans men then started climbing over the railings, and tried to climb onto stage to hit us!

The large, white, drunk Afrikaans men didn't like it when the African security guards tried to stop them, and rioting broke out in right in front of the stage. We didn't stop performing though, we just got worse! They lyrics from my one song, 'YOU LOOK STUPID', never sounded so good:
"F**K EUGENE TERROR, AND YOUR STUPID WHITE KNIGHTS
WELCOME TO MY FRIGHT NIGHT
BEAT-BOX SLAYER
YOU WIFE MASTURBATES TO STEVE HOFMEYER!"
Later on we found out that a large portion of the Potchefstroom crowd weren't feeling the 'I LIKE YOUR BODY' visuals on the big TV screen behind us, which showed imagery of fun, homosexual body-builders smacking each other's bums to the beat.

Not everyone in Potch was nasty though, there was a hardcore split in the crowd:
Some people were loving us like crazy, and couldn't believe we didn't leave right to the bitter/sweet end.
But alot MORE people were trying their drunken best to kill us.
Never a dull moment at MaxNormal.TV.



THE MAXNORMAL.TV - RAP SUPER CREW is:
Wild and crazy, psycho-genius rapper : MAX NORMAL


Fresh, futuristik Afrikaans rapper: YO-LANDI VISSER aka BOKKIE



Pysychedelic gangster rapper: NEON DON



and the enigmatic hip-hop beat monster DJ JUSTIN, who doesn't like getting his picure taken that much.

After 2 years of working like mental people inside the MaxNormal.TV secret headquarters, we have finally finished the toughest rap album ever built:
GOOD MORNING SOUTH AFRICA! Dark, dangerous, clever, funny, hot, sexy!

The wisdom of the Dalai Lama meets the power of Rap Music in a fantastic audio visual journey through through the deep, dark depths of Africa.



Here is the poster I just made for MNTV'S BIG FAT RAP TOUR
presented by PUMA and SPORTSCENE:

21 MAY - MYSTIC BOER (STELLENBOSCH)
29 MAY - TINGS AND TIMES (PRETORIA)
30 MAY - CARFAX (JHB)
31 MAY - MYSTIC BOER (BLOEMFONTEIN)
06 JUNE - ASSEMBLY (CAPE TOWN)
13 JUNE - BURN (DURBAN)
14 JUNE - THE CAPE FLATS (venue to be confirmed)

The very first MaxNormal.TV limited-edition GMSA albums will be for sale exclusively from our LIVE RAP SHOWS.
I have even put a little hand-written: GOOD LUCK NOTE inside the first 1000 copies!

We will also be selling flippin kewl MaxNormal.TV PUMA t-shirts that I made at our live shows too!

We will also be selling full-colour, hard-cover books that I made called 'MAX NORMAL LIKES ANIMALS' at our live show too!

Our new MaxNormal.TV music, music video and short-films are viewable off our website www.maxnormal.tv.

There is also lots of hot, juicy gossip on my MAX NORMAL personal FACEBOOK profile all the time so please feel free to be my friend.

I need all the emotional support I can get.

MaxNormal.TV'S hot, new smash hit single, 'ANGEL CLAW', is currently downloadable for free off my personal face book profile.

I think that's about it for now.
Please send this wonderful MNTV PRESS RELEASE to as many of your chommies as possible so that this:
GOOD MORNING SOUTH AFRICA national album launch tour pumps hard off it's face!


All my love
Liewe Maxi
oor en uit
xxx.

Flyer:
Region: South Africa/Other
Music: Hip Hop. Rare Groove.
DJ's: MAX NORMAL
YO-LANDI VISSER aka BOKKIE
NEON DON
DJ JUSTIN

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