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Guile
A magnificent animal of a man

Registered: Sep 2001
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Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy

[Edited by Guile on 12-08-2018 14:27 PM]

[Edited by Guile on 20-10-2018 09:35 AM]

[Edited by Guile on 20-10-2018 14:43 PM]

Criminal Anthropology Simulation Master Class


You may struggle without the correct training and background in Criminal Anthropology. Play catch up:

Here with: "YOU ARE THE..."
&
Here with: "WHAT'S MY CRIME?"

The people named and their crimes as detailed in this thread are real. They have all been found guilty in court. On occasions jurors have deliberated over the evidence. In each case, a judge has decided their crimes are so serious that only a custodial sentence will suffice. The scenario's covered in this master class may be offensive or disturbing to some readers. It is a work of fiction and for educational purposes only. No identification with places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. No person or entity associated with this thread received payment or anything of value, or entered into any agreement, in connection with the depiction of tobacco products. No animals were harmed in the making of this thread.

Ready?
Well let's play:


KING CON


Have you got what it takes to rise like the scum you are to the top of the rancid pool that is H.M.P. Hafa Towers?


A successful criminal needs good ideas.

For that he needs information, a little here, a little there - it all adds up. You do people little favours. Some burn here. A point of boy. They do you favours back. You want information.

This thread is the place to go to for rumours, information, finding out whose fast, whose on the up, whose a royal pain in the arse and just seeing who would fail a chin test.

It's also in this thread you can also find out how respected in H.M.P. Hafa Towers you are week by week as the simulation runs its course.

Upcoming Missions.

Main Mission #2


You've got a knife that is a hot as hades to dispose of. Also you've noticed a few numpties about the place who everyone is sick of. Can you put the two together and let the authorities add it up to make four?

Bonus Mission #2



The results of the last two missions will be published here soon!

Keep your eyes PEELED!

"WHAT'S MY CRIME?"

Full Archive:
Episode #1
Episode #2
Episode #3 PEDO HUNTER
Episode #4
Episode #5 BAD GIRLS
Episode #6 VICTORIAN SPECIAL




"YOU ARE THE..."

Full Archive:

#1 THE INVESTOR
#2 THE BEST FRIEND
#3 THE DRUG DEALER
#4 THE CRIMINAL MASTERMIND

KING CON

Full Archive:

KC Ep#1 KC Bonus#1
KC Ep#2 KC Bonus#2
KC Ep#3 KC Bonus#3
KC Ep#4 KC Bonus#4
KC Ep#5 KC Bonus#5
KC Ep#6 KC Bonus#6
KC Ep#7 KC Bonus#7
KC Ep#8 KC Bonus#8

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Latex Zebra
Brixton Trance Underword - 28/09/18 @ Club 414

Registered: Feb 2003
Posts: 15050 - Threads: 338
Location: London



Poll Winner!
2016
óò
Winner
KING CON
Joint Winner
Day Party - Alumni
Honourable Mention
Tune - Mind Shift - Luke Warner and Latex Zebra
Winner
DJ
Winner
Resident DJ
Winner
Party Animal
Winner
Club Night - Zoology 15

Excited!

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Guile
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Registered: Sep 2001
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Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy


KING CON


RESULTS

Episode 1: Dog eat dog and Bonus Mission 1: Get yourself a boxer dog
Click here for Mission 1 and Click here for Bonus Mission 1

This weeks Winner:

Voodoobass
RESPECT points:
Convicted Armed Robber = 2
Shanking ex-copper rapist IAN JAMES CLARK = 5
Shanking dickhead JOBE MORRIS = 2
Shanking Prison Officer Tomkins #357 = 3
TOTAL = 12

>>>Voodoobass has been transferred from the prison to the care of the Board of Control for Lunacy and Mental Deficiency.<<<

He is currently undergoing psychiatric testing at Broadmoor High Security Hospital. It is interesting to note that at this time Jimmy Savile is respected and loved by the nation and has the keys to Broadmoor and his own room. In Broadmoor he is actually referred to as Dr. Savile and his opinions are respected even though he has no medical qualifications. He has expressed an interest in Voodoobass.

Voodoobass will no longer be able to participate in this simulation, but his reputation will continue to grow. Watch as over the next few weeks as our other convicts attempt to boost their reputations and hopefully to surpass that enjoyed by the Lord of Loons, the HaFa Towers Terminator!

Wykah
RESPECT points:
Convicted Armed Robber = 2
Shanking the beast LEE ROBERTS = 4
TOTAL = 6

Space
RESPECT points:
Convicted Armed Robber = 2
Shanking the beast LEE ROBERTS = 4
TOTAL = 6

pieman
RESPECT points:
Convicted Armed Robber = 2
Shanking Sick twat CARL MURRAY = 4
TOTAL = 6

5709
RESPECT points:
Convicted Armed Robber = 2
Guy who knows about boxing = 4
TOTAL = 6

ceeks
RESPECT points:
Convicted Armed Robber = 2
Guy who knows about boxing = 4
TOTAL = 6

Coops
RESPECT points:
Convicted Armed Robber = 2
Revenge is a dish best eaten cold = 2
TOTAL = 4

Latex Zebra
RESPECT points:
Convicted Armed Robber = 2
Shanking that dickhead JOBE MORRIS = 2
TOTAL = 4

Quin.
RESPECT points:
Convicted Armed Robber = 2
Shanking that dickhead JOBE MORRIS = 2
TOTAL = 4


It's all to play for!

Next Mission:

GIVE A DOG A BAD NAME

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the Bonus Mission is:


BE THERE OR BE SQUARE



KING CON





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Latex Zebra
Brixton Trance Underword - 28/09/18 @ Club 414

Registered: Feb 2003
Posts: 15050 - Threads: 338
Location: London



Poll Winner!
2016
óò
Winner
KING CON
Joint Winner
Day Party - Alumni
Honourable Mention
Tune - Mind Shift - Luke Warner and Latex Zebra
Winner
DJ
Winner
Resident DJ
Winner
Party Animal
Winner
Club Night - Zoology 15

4 Points?

I'll stab you all in the fucking in face.

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Guile
A magnificent animal of a man

Registered: Sep 2001
Posts: 2582 - Threads: 63
Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy

[Edited by Guile on 17-08-2018 08:56 AM]

[Edited by Guile on 20-08-2018 09:13 AM]

[Edited by Guile on 20-10-2018 09:36 AM]

Criminal Anthropology Simulation Master Class


You may struggle without the correct training and background in Criminal Anthropology. Play catch up:

Here with: "YOU ARE THE..."
&
Here with: "WHAT'S MY CRIME?"

The people named and their crimes as detailed in this thread are real. They have all been found guilty in court. On occasions jurors have deliberated over the evidence. In each case, a judge has decided their crimes are so serious that only a custodial sentence will suffice. The scenario's covered in this master class may be offensive or disturbing to some readers. It is a work of fiction and for educational purposes only. No identification with places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. No person or entity associated with this thread received payment or anything of value, or entered into any agreement, in connection with the depiction of tobacco products. No animals were harmed in the making of this thread.

Ready?
Well let's play:


KING CON


Have you got what it takes to rise like the scum you are to the top of the rancid pool that is H.M.P. Hafa Towers?


A successful criminal needs good ideas.

For that he needs information, a little here, a little there - it all adds up. You help people out. They do you favours back. You require information.

This thread is the place to go to for rumours, information, finding out whose fast, whose on the up, whose a royal pain in the arse and just seeing who would fail a chin test.

It's also in this thread you can also find out how respected in H.M.P. Hafa Towers you are week by week as the simulation runs its course.

Upcoming Missions.


Main Mission #3


You need some cronies. You can't be everywhere doing everybody's everything. You need to establish a gang, some lads to set up and run your scams, watch your back and if push comes to shove be the fall guy, hold the drugs and the cash, keep tabs on debts, this thing is going to be BIG baby.

You're looking out for prisoners with a high RESPECT score to be FAM and boost your own reputation by establishing your leadership abilities and adding to your own RESPECT score by establishing that only diamond dogs hang out with you.

The other way is you batter the granny out of everyone of the dickheads here, but you simply haven't got the time.

But you could fucking do it.


"One at a time, or all together. It's all the fucking same to me!"


Bonus Mission #3



The results of the last two missions will be published here soon!

Keep your eyes PEELED!

PREVIOUSLY:
KC Ep#1 KC Bonus#1
KC Ep#2 KC Bonus#2

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Guile
A magnificent animal of a man

Registered: Sep 2001
Posts: 2582 - Threads: 63
Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy


KING CON


RESULTS

Episode 2: Give a dog a bad name and Bonus Mission 2: Take the dog to the vet
Click here for Mission 2 and Click here for Bonus Mission 2


This week's TOP DOG is:

pieman
current RESPECT points: 6
Stitching up Scumbag Lenny = 5
Shanking Raper man Vernon = 5
Special RESPECT bonus unlocked:
MAKING THE HEADLINES = 3
Special RESPECT bonus unlocked:
WIND UP MERCHANT = 3
TOTAL = 21

>>>Smashing his way into the top spot, pieman is using all his Criminal Anthropology skills to spot wrong 'uns and sneer at authority. A massive increase in RESPECT from the other convicts is his reward for displaying verve, originality and natural criminality<<<


Voodoobass
current RESPECT points: 12
Special RESPECT bonus unlocked:
MAKING THE HEADLINES = 3
TOTAL = 15

>>>Voodoobass has been transferred from the prison to the care of the Board of Control for Lunacy and Mental Deficiency.<<<

He is currently undergoing psychiatric testing at Broadmoor High Security Hospital. There are promising indicators that he could respond well to treatment, but is still prone to savage and seemingly unprovoked rages. Jimmy Savile is working very closely with Voodoobass and is straining every sinew in his sinewy body to fix it for Voodoobass to one day be fit to be returned back into the general prison population. Apparently it's going to take a lot of one on one sessions though...


Wykah
current RESPECT points: 6
Stitching up Scumbag Lenny = 5
TOTAL = 11

>>>Snapping hard on the heels of the leaders Wykah is making this look easy. Known as a non-violent problem solver, he prefers to subdue rather than disable, although he is not afraid to go postal if required. One to watch<<<


Latex Zebra
current RESPECT points: 4
Stitching up Scumbag Lenny = 5
TOTAL = 9

>>>Moving up into the promotion zone, Latex Zebra is an acclaimed Criminal Mastermind when on the outside, after a slow start he is now finding his feet in the prison environment and beginning to make a name for himself amongst the cons and screws<<<


Space
current RESPECT points: 6
TOTAL = 6


5709
current RESPECT points: 6
TOTAL = 6


ceeks
current RESPECT points: 6
TOTAL = 6


Coops
current RESPECT points: 4
TOTAL = 4


Quin.
current RESPECT points: 4
TOTAL = 4


It's all to play for!

Next Mission:

WHY GET A DOG AND BARK YOURSELF

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the Bonus Mission is:



THIS WILL RAZZ YOUR BERRIES!



KING CON


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Guile
A magnificent animal of a man

Registered: Sep 2001
Posts: 2582 - Threads: 63
Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy

[Edited by Guile on 23-08-2018 10:42 AM]

[Edited by Guile on 23-08-2018 20:14 PM]

[Edited by Guile on 24-08-2018 15:14 PM]

[Edited by Guile on 20-10-2018 09:37 AM]

Criminal Anthropology Simulation Master Class


You may struggle without the correct training and background in Criminal Anthropology. Play catch up:

Here with: "YOU ARE THE..."
&
Here with: "WHAT'S MY CRIME?"
The people named and their crimes as detailed in this thread are real. They have all been found guilty in court. On occasions jurors have deliberated over the evidence. In each case, a judge has decided their crimes are so serious that only a custodial sentence will suffice. The scenario's covered in this master class may be offensive or disturbing to some readers. It is a work of fiction and for educational purposes only. No identification with places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. No person or entity associated with this thread received payment or anything of value, or entered into any agreement, in connection with the depiction of tobacco products. No animals were harmed in the making of this thread.

Ready?
Well let's play:


KING CON


Have you got what it takes to rise like the scum you are to the top of the rancid pool that is H.M.P. Hafa Towers?


A successful criminal needs good ideas.

For that he needs information, a little here, a little there - it all adds up. You help people out. They do you favours back. You require information.

This thread is the place to go to for rumours, information, finding out whose fast, whose on the up, whose a royal pain in the arse and just seeing who would fail a chin test.

It's also in this thread you can also find out how respected in H.M.P. Hafa Towers you are week by week as the simulation runs its course.

Upcoming Missions.

Main Mission #4


You need contraband for your business. There are many ways to get banned items into prison and you know them all. The best method is using somebody who comes and goes every day, somebody who has free access to the prison. Somebody who isn't subject to scrutiny.

You're looking out for Prison Officers who are BENT.

Using your Criminal Anthropology skills you have identified several dodgy screws. Which one are you going to go into business with? Boost your own reputation by running a BENT SCREW and adding to your own RESPECT score by demonstrating that you can get what you want, when you want it.

Only you can sort this out


"This is our business, between you and me"


Bonus Mission #4


Are you too cool for Sunday School?


The results of the last two missions will be published here soon!

Keep your eyes SKINNED!

PREVIOUSLY:
KC Ep#1 KC Bonus#1
KC Ep#2 KC Bonus#2
KC Ep#3 KC Bonus#3


KING CON

Only on HaFa

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Guile
A magnificent animal of a man

Registered: Sep 2001
Posts: 2582 - Threads: 63
Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy


KING CON


RESULTS

Episode 3: Why get a dog and bark yourself? and Bonus Mission 3: Get yourself a Boxer dog Part2
Click here for Mission 3 and Click here for Bonus Mission 3


This week's TOP DOG is:

pieman
current RESPECT points: 21
Recruiting ALEX = 5
Recruiting the LEWIS JONES TWINS = 4
GUY WHO KNOWS ABOUT BOXING = 4
NEW TOTAL = 34

>>>Ensuring his place in the sun, pieman is pulling out all the stops and really rattling the bars of his cage<<<

Another massive increase in RESPECT from the other convicts is his reward for displaying natural leadership skills and his sick lust for the blood and pain of others, pieman is consistently callous and lacking in empathy, his criminal versatility is a tour de force.

RESPECT!


Wykah
current RESPECT points: 11
Recruiting ABDU = 4
Recruiting the LEWIS JONES TWINS = 4
GUY WHO KNOWS ABOUT BOXING = 4
NEW TOTAL = 23

>>>Wykah always has a Swiss army knife concealed on him and a roll of duct tape in his back pocket, flattened out to make it fit<<<

Bringing together two contrasting crews and ensuring they work as one is a typical "MacGyver" from Wykah, he always seems to find a simple yet elegant solution to his problems using existing resources. A strong contender to become TOP DOG


Latex Zebra
current RESPECT points: 9
Recruiting ABDU = 4
Recruiting the LEWIS JONES TWINS = 4
GUY WHO KNOWS ABOUT BOXING = 4
NEW TOTAL = 21

>>>Latex Zebra is building on his reputation and consolidating his position<<<

Latex Zebra is an acclaimed Criminal Mastermind when on the outside, and is now demonstrating his unique abilities to unify and inspire his followers. Bringing together two contrasting crews and ensuring they work as one, Latex Zebra is intent on forging a mighty empire and a lasting legacy. The title of TOP DOG is well within reach of his snapping jaws


Voodoobass
current RESPECT points: 15
Special RESPECT bonus unlocked:
COMEBACK KID = 3
NEW TOTAL = 18

>>>Voodoobass is responding well to treatment<<<

Voodoobass is due to be transferred back into the prison population. He has a new regime of drugs that help to control the worst of his rages and is now able to parrot nonsensical phrases from his Cognitive Behavioral Therapy and fool all the psychiatrists. The screws can still see the madness in his eyes. Will he come back bigger and badder than before or has the leopard changed its spots? Senior Prison Officer Fulton Mackay has no doubts and placed a request with the Home Office for a carfentanil dart gun

Coops
current RESPECT points: 4
Recruiting ABDU = 4
Recruiting ALEX = 5
NEW TOTAL = 13

>>>Moving into the promotion zone, Coops needs to put himself and his crew about a bit more<<<

By ignoring the lads in the gym, dumping his knife in the kitchen bins and allowing scumbags to give it the Billy Big Balls on his wing, Coops has failed to earn the full respect he really deserves. That said, this latest recruitment drive will ensure his claim to be a serious contender for TOP DOG now has the gravitas required. Will he build on his success?

Space
current RESPECT points: 6


>>>Although a feared individual, Space will find his work cut out for him without a crew behind him. All is not lost, as a LONE WOLF can still dominate the lesser cons and become TOP DOG <<<

5709
current RESPECT points: 6


>>>Although a feared individual, 5709 will find his work cut out for him without a crew behind him. All is not lost, as a LONE WOLF can still dominate the lesser cons and become TOP DOG <<<

ceeks
current RESPECT points: 6


>>>Although a feared individual, Ceeks will find her work cut out for her without a crew behind her. All is not lost, as a LONE WOLF can still dominate the lesser cons and become TOP DOG <<<

Quin.
current RESPECT points: 4


>>>Quin. will never have any problems in the showers and is RESPECTED by all in the prison<<<

His probation officer is delighted with the progress at rehabilitation Quin. has made, and if he carries on like this will be able to lecture the new cons on how to keep your head down, do easy time and get early parole


It's all to play for!

Next Mission:

LIE DOWN WITH DOGS, YOU GET FLEAS

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the Bonus Mission is:


MADE IN THE SHADE!



KING CON


only available on HaFa

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mad shit



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