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HarderFaster Forums >> General Mayhem >> Jokes of the Day Author Pages (8):  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  [8]      Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40859 - Threads: 1194 Location: London Click here to view original image According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 08-11-2017 09:54 AM Latex Zebra Yeah, something is probably happening somewhere. Registered: Feb 2003 Posts: 15055 - Threads: 338 Location: London 2016 óò Winner KING CON Joint Winner Day Party - Alumni Honourable Mention Tune - Mind Shift - Luke Warner and Latex Zebra Winner DJ Winner Resident DJ Winner Party Animal Winner Club Night - Zoology 15 Had a bit of a financial windfall yesterday. The African kid I've been sponsoring got eaten by a lion. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 08-11-2017 10:01 AM Teach Registered: Apr 2003 Posts: 2893 - Threads: 224 Location: Kathmandu, Nepal . Click here to view original image Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting 'FUCK WHAT A RIDE' Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 09-11-2017 09:15 AM Matt V2.0 Registered: Apr 2002 Posts: 17635 - Threads: 840 Location: Surrey 2016 Honourable Mention Party Animal Quote: Teach wrote on 09-11-2017 09:15 AM . Click here to view original image Amin got his brother Robin to sign up. Wonder how many more brothers there are Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 09-11-2017 09:50 AM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40859 - Threads: 1194 Location: London On to Google Translate, convert "Birth Control Pills", from english to german. https://translate.google.co.uk/?hl=en&tab=wT#en/de/Birth%20Control%20Pills According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 13-12-2017 09:59 AM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40859 - Threads: 1194 Location: London Click here to view original image According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 10-01-2018 21:40 PM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40859 - Threads: 1194 Location: London Always give 100%... except if you're donating blood. My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish. My friend gave me his Epi-Pen as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that i have it. My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 03-07-2018 10:08 AM 5709 Registered: Jul 2003 Posts: 37037 - Threads: 2577 Location: 2016 Winner Meltdown Winner Redeeming . Click here to view original image Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 02-08-2018 16:33 PM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40859 - Threads: 1194 Location: London What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I’ve never paid $15 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 12-09-2018 13:22 PM adamsands Registered: Nov 2018 Posts: 1 - Threads: 1 Location: United States Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life? Her: Awww... Yes!!! Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me Life is short, live it your way! #herblife Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 15-11-2018 15:25 PM All times are GMT. The time now is 12:30:58         Pages (8):  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  [8]      Forum Jump: Please select one: -------------------- Search Home -------------------- -- Recent messages -- Welcome to HarderFaster -- Lighthearted Banter -- Serious Discussions -- Upcoming Events and Adverts -- How good a night was THAT ? -- HarderFaster Lifestyle -- Mad Hatter's Corner -- General Mayhem -- HarderFaster Active -- The Asylum -- Mixes and Feedback -- Tunes and Tracks -- DJing -- Production Studio -- Production Feedback -- Photos and Photography -- Community Notices -- F.A.O. -- Classic Threads -- HarderFaster: announcements, suggestions and feedback -- Area 51 Forum Rules: You may post new threads You may post replies You may post attachments You may edit your posts You may delete your posts HTML code is OFF BB Code is ON Smilies are ON

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