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HarderFaster Forums >> General Mayhem >> HF Author Pages (49):  « Prev ... «  29  30  31  32  [33]  34  35  36  37  » ... Next »    Zoolander Registered: Jan 2004 Posts: 12061 - Threads: 341 Location: Quote: Nomi Sunrider wrote on 08-03-2005 12:39 PM I heard it was as slack as a wizzards sleeve. That's the second time you've made that analogy. Please, get some new material. " I'm a god. I'm not *the* God... I don't think." Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 08-03-2005 12:42 PM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Quote: Nomi Sunrider wrote on 08-03-2005 12:39 PM I heard it was as slack as a wizzards sleeve. Thats the lil c*nts c*nt. He's always going on about two heads are better than one... not so sure about his ass though. If you dont like oral sex... keep your mouth shut. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 08-03-2005 12:42 PM Paul Matt Damon Registered: Jan 2003 Posts: 45513 - Threads: 2575 Location: Quote: lilhotty wrote on 08-03-2005 12:38 PM You try too hard, you really do. You after fu*king her aswell? Im sure she will make it happen for you. Yes - anything with a pulse dear - i'm on 3 a day. It's cool to meet a woman who's untouched by the joe or maybe un well I don't know. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 08-03-2005 12:42 PM Joe Black To reach the velvet morning Registered: Oct 2002 Posts: 30100 - Threads: 607 Location: London Quote: ZooLander wrote on 08-03-2005 12:40 PM Quote: Private1 wrote on 08-03-2005 12:38 PM Well, if Zooey hadnt recently taken his head out of JBs ass, I think you would have found it a tight fit with you both in there. He put his own head up there. What the f*ck is your problem? What sound does a dying giraffe make? Fear the Mighty Paw (C) 2005 Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 08-03-2005 12:42 PM Truth Teller You Need To Know Registered: Mar 2005 Posts: 41 - Threads: 1 Location: Quote: lilhotty wrote on 08-03-2005 12:38 PM You try too hard, you really do. You after fu*king her aswell? Im sure she will make it happen for you. Truth. You are jealous of Damne. Fact. You are jealous of Damne. Remedy. Accept yourself for who you are and try to like yourself. You cannot expect others to like you if you do not like yourself. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 08-03-2005 12:42 PM lilhotty Registered: Apr 2004 Posts: 3440 - Threads: 168 Location: Hiding.... Quote: Joe Black wrote on 08-03-2005 12:39 PM Have I told you lately that I love you? You may well have done, but I can't hear a thing whilst up your ass. hot, hot, hot!!!! Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 08-03-2005 12:43 PM Paul Matt Damon Registered: Jan 2003 Posts: 45513 - Threads: 2575 Location: Quote: Joe Black wrote on 08-03-2005 12:39 PM Have I told you lately that I love you? You'd make a lovely couple Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 08-03-2005 12:44 PM Nomi Sunrider Go away, I'm too important to be seen with you. Registered: Nov 2002 Posts: 48059 - Threads: 538 Location: Land of toast and Marmite Quote: ZooLander wrote on 08-03-2005 12:42 PM That's the second time you've made that analogy. Please, get some new material. Really? My memory is insufficient in being able to remember such things as I have much more important stuff to think about like what to have for lunch . . . cheese and onion sandwhiches it was today. If knowledge is the enemy of faith are all religious nuts dimwits? Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 08-03-2005 12:45 PM All times are GMT. The time now is 00:55:33         Pages (49):  « Prev ... «  29  30  31  32  [33]  34  35  36  37  » ... Next »    Forum Jump: Please select one: -------------------- Search Home -------------------- -- Recent messages -- Welcome to HarderFaster -- Lighthearted Banter -- Serious Discussions -- Upcoming Events and Adverts -- How good a night was THAT ? -- HarderFaster Lifestyle -- Mad Hatter's Corner -- General Mayhem -- HarderFaster Active -- The Asylum -- Mixes and Feedback -- Tunes and Tracks -- DJing -- Production Studio -- Production Feedback -- Photos and Photography -- Community Notices -- F.A.O. -- Classic Threads -- HarderFaster: announcements, suggestions and feedback -- Area 51 Forum Rules: You may post new threads You may post replies You may post attachments You may edit your posts You may delete your posts HTML code is OFF BB Code is ON Smilies are ON

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