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Private1

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According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now

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WTF do they put in their mayo to make that an issue?!? Yuck


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'It's OK to make mayonnaise while on your period'



eggs, obviously. Not ovulating ones.

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Laughs out loud

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'It's OK to make mayonnaise while on your period'



They whisk them with their clunge spoon.

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche

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