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dont flick a joint on the floor where there are a pair of stone island nylon swim shorts

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The object of golf, is to play the least amount of golf.

According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now

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According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now

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According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now

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“Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.” - Terry Pratchett, Jingo

According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now

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The object of golf, is to play the least amount of golf.



Lol, the object of golf is to get to the 19th hole!

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The object of golf, is to play the least amount of golf.



Lol, the object of golf is to get to the 19th hole!



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Always thought this about James Bond.

He works for the Secret Service and every fucker in the World knows who he is.

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In Greek mythology, Cerberus is the three headed hound of Hades.

Roughly translated from ancient Greek, Cerberus means "spotted".

Hades named his 3 headed guard dog, Spot.

I sh!t you not.

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Parents spend the first 20 years scaring their kids into not getting pregnant, and the next 20 wondering why they won't.

According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now

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