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HarderFaster Forums >> General Mayhem >> Thought for the day Author Pages (42):  « Prev ... «  10  11  12  13  [14]  15  16  17  18  » ... Next »    Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Always remember: Bro's before Hoe's. Gardening may be fun, but its not worth losing a friend over. There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms. When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly" Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 03-12-2015 10:52 AM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Click here to view original image There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms. When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly" Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 30-12-2015 11:30 AM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Its sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUV's. There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms. When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly" Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 08-01-2016 15:29 PM louloubell Back on the naughty step Registered: Apr 2003 Posts: 14578 - Threads: 1031 Location: On my merry go roundabout Quote: Private1 wrote on 04-11-2015 03:55 PM When a poison goes out of date, does it get more poisonous, or less? Less, just the same if you feel a glass of alcohol out for long. Its alcohol content decreases. Only love can leave such a mark, only love can heal such a scar. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 08-01-2016 16:03 PM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Life is hard. Its even harder if you're stupid. There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms. When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly" Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 11-05-2016 12:11 PM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London What if all those ancient greek statues are actually victims of Medusa? There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms. When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly" Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 12-05-2016 23:33 PM ceekay venomous fairy Registered: Feb 2010 Posts: 39935 - Threads: 1064 Location: In a wide open space 2016 Winner Thread Honourable Mention Member Quote: Private1 wrote on 12-05-2016 11:33 PM What if all those ancient greek statues are actually victims of Medusa? Does that mean the Weeping Angels are their descendants? "Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?" "I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes) Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 13-05-2016 12:34 PM Quin. ??? Registered: Oct 2010 Posts: 33316 - Threads: 426 Location: london Quote: louloubell wrote on 08-01-2016 04:03 PM Less, just the same if you feel a glass of alcohol out for long. Its alcohol content decreases. WAT And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 13-05-2016 13:27 PM All times are GMT. The time now is 02:53:30         Pages (42):  « Prev ... «  10  11  12  13  [14]  15  16  17  18  » ... Next »    Forum Jump: Please select one: -------------------- Search Home -------------------- -- Recent messages -- Welcome to HarderFaster -- Lighthearted Banter -- Serious Discussions -- Upcoming Events and Adverts -- How good a night was THAT ? -- HarderFaster Lifestyle -- Mad Hatter's Corner -- General Mayhem -- HarderFaster Active -- The Asylum -- Mixes and Feedback -- Tunes and Tracks -- DJing -- Production Studio -- Production Feedback -- Photos and Photography -- Community Notices -- F.A.O. -- Classic Threads -- HarderFaster: announcements, suggestions and feedback -- Area 51 Forum Rules: You may post new threads You may post replies You may post attachments You may edit your posts You may delete your posts HTML code is OFF BB Code is ON Smilies are ON

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