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Private1

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Don't ever trust children... they're just here to replace us.

There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms.
When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly"

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Private1

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Why do meteors always land in craters?







There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms.
When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly"

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Private1

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Do you think the guy who coined the term "One hit wonder" ever came up with any other popular phrases?

There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms.
When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly"

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If a sex addict becomes a prostitute, are they automatically a workaholic?

There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms.
When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly"

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Yeah, something is probably happening somewhere.

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I thought it was an adult site, like Twitter.



Adult site?

The minimum age for Twitter is 13.

I appreciate porn stars post on there but most of the nudity I see posted is by their fans and not them.


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Adult site?

The minimum age for Twitter is 13.

I appreciate porn stars post on there but most of the nudity I see posted is by their fans and not them.



I didn't exactly present an open gash LOL! It was a guy with his hand down a girls pants.

I get that the picture was very raunchy though.

Yeah Twitter has all sorts of naked pictures on it.

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DJ Sketchy wrote on 09-02-2017 02:53 PM

I didn't exactly present an open gash LOL! It was a guy with his hand down a girls pants.

I get that the picture was very raunchy though.

Yeah Twitter has all sorts of naked pictures on it.



Twitter has a shit policy when it comes to blocking porn. They should make it an adult site... But then they lose millions of people that want to follow popstars/etc. They're losing enough money as it is.

FB don't fuck around though they can be inconsistent at times.

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Latex Zebra wrote on 09-02-2017 03:26 PM

Twitter has a shit policy when it comes to blocking porn. They should make it an adult site... But then they lose millions of people that want to follow popstars/etc. They're losing enough money as it is.

FB don't fuck around though they can be inconsistent at times.



Twitter are losing money are they? Shame. Awesome site.


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