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HarderFaster Forums >> General Mayhem >> What's My Crime? Episode 2 Author Pages (4):  [1]  2  3  4      Guile A magnificent animal of a man Registered: Sep 2001 Posts: 2659 - Threads: 68 Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy Welcome back! Anthropological criminology is the study of humans and criminals, [now discredited] based on links between the nature of the crime and the appearance of the offender. According to this theory the following details are common in all criminals: unusually short or tall height; small head, but large face; fleshy lips, but thin upper lip; protuberances (bumps) on head, in back of head and around ear; wrinkles on forehead and face; large sinus cavities or bumpy face; tattoos on body; receding hairline; bumps on head, particularly above left ear; large incisors; bushy eyebrows, tending to meet across nose; large eye sockets, but deep-set eyes; beaked or flat nose; strong jaw line; small and sloping forehead; small or weak chin; thin neck; sloping shoulders, but large chest; large, protruding jug ears; long arms; high cheek bones; pointy or snubbed fingers or toes. Thus armed with this information, find below four mugshots. Only three of them have been found guilty of one of the following crimes: PEDO NONCE BATTERED PREGNANT WOMAN THEN SET HOUSE ON FIRE INNOCENT OF THESE CHARGES ROBBER Can you spot the innocent party and for full points match the suspect to the crime? THE SUSPECTS: LIAM Click here to view original image ROBERT Click here to view original image TOM Click here to view original image SIMON Click here to view original image I will publish the results next week. Episode 1 can be found HERE though i spend my time in ashes and smoke in this whole wide world there's no happier bloke Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 23-02-2018 12:54 PM kerb Registered: Nov 2005 Posts: 24383 - Threads: 1623 Location: PEDO NONCE - TOM BATTERED PREGNANT WOMAN THEN SET HOUSE ON FIRE - LIAM INNOCENT OF THESE CHARGES - ROB ROBBER - MAD SIMON Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 23-02-2018 13:07 PM pieman Registered: Mar 2013 Posts: 2532 - Threads: 4 Location: Nonce - Robert Wife-beater/arsonist - Liam Robber - Tom Innocent - Simon Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 24-02-2018 03:01 AM ceekay venomous fairy Registered: Feb 2010 Posts: 39935 - Threads: 1064 Location: In a wide open space 2016 Winner Thread Honourable Mention Member [Edited by ceekay on 25-02-2018 10:47 AM] I actually think Liam might be the paedo. Usually you would think that paedos are older guys but actually there are plenty of younger ones. Like the guy from Glee who killed himself recently while on remand/bail/whatever (didn't care much) for these charges Simon's hand is cuffed to a mate - only one hand is cuffed. Which leaves Tom and Robert. I'm calling Tom for the battery and arson and Robert for the theft. Edit - Simon may have both hands cuffed, or has a watch on. Either way, the cuffs are in front which flies in the face of convention. So I could be way off and some rookie cop has cuffed him. "Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?" "I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes) Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 25-02-2018 10:45 AM pieman Registered: Mar 2013 Posts: 2532 - Threads: 4 Location: [Edited by pieman on 26-02-2018 08:29 AM] Quote: ceekay wrote on 25-02-2018 10:45 AM I actually think Liam might be the paedo. Usually you would think that paedos are older guys but actually there are plenty of younger ones. Like the guy from Glee who killed himself recently while on remand/bail/whatever (didn't care much) for these charges Simon's hand is cuffed to a mate - only one hand is cuffed. Which leaves Tom and Robert. I'm calling Tom for the battery and arson and Robert for the theft. Edit - Simon may have both hands cuffed, or has a watch on. Either way, the cuffs are in front which flies in the face of convention. So I could be way off and some rookie cop has cuffed him. He looks liek he's being led into court, so would be cuffed on both hands himself then further cuffed to one hand of a custody officer, with hands in front for ease of movement. He also looks pretty happy so I figure he's either innocent, or a habitual criminal who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same, casual manner. Liam looks like he's had a very emotional and trying day so I'd def finger him for the beating/arson, the rest look like they couldn't give much of a fuck about anything really though so a bit harder to tell. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 26-02-2018 02:25 AM Latex Zebra Yeah, something is probably happening somewhere. Registered: Feb 2003 Posts: 15057 - Threads: 341 Location: London 2016 óò Winner KING CON Joint Winner Day Party - Alumni Honourable Mention Tune - Mind Shift - Luke Warner and Latex Zebra Winner DJ Winner Resident DJ Winner Party Animal Winner Club Night - Zoology 15 I like this game. This could be the best thing to happen to HF since "Trev never done me like that." PEDO NONCE - Liam BATTERED PREGNANT WOMAN THEN SET HOUSE ON FIRE - Simon INNOCENT OF THESE CHARGES - Robert ROBBER - Tom Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 26-02-2018 09:31 AM danj there is no spoon Registered: Mar 2005 Posts: 18374 - Threads: 785 Location: Omnipresent Quote: pieman wrote on 26-02-2018 02:25 AM Quote: ceekay wrote on 25-02-2018 10:45 AM I actually think Liam might be the paedo. Usually you would think that paedos are older guys but actually there are plenty of younger ones. Like the guy from Glee who killed himself recently while on remand/bail/whatever (didn't care much) for these charges Simon's hand is cuffed to a mate - only one hand is cuffed. Which leaves Tom and Robert. I'm calling Tom for the battery and arson and Robert for the theft. Edit - Simon may have both hands cuffed, or has a watch on. Either way, the cuffs are in front which flies in the face of convention. So I could be way off and some rookie cop has cuffed him. He looks liek he's being led into court, so would be cuffed on both hands himself then further cuffed to one hand of a custody officer, with hands in front for ease of movement. He also looks pretty happy so I figure he's either innocent, or a habitual criminal who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same, casual manner. Liam looks like he's had a very emotional and trying day so I'd def finger him for the beating/arson, the rest look like they couldn't give much of a f**k about anything really though so a bit harder to tell. You're only cuffed on one hand by the serco transport officer from the van when you're led into court under custody. (¬_/) (='.'=) (")_(") HF2 - coming soon! Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 26-02-2018 10:48 AM pieman Registered: Mar 2013 Posts: 2532 - Threads: 4 Location: Quote: danj wrote on 26-02-2018 10:48 AM You're only cuffed on one hand by the serco transport officer from the van when you're led into court under custody. How often does this happen to you? Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 26-02-2018 11:19 AM All times are GMT. 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