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Skrufff Bites Reported by News Editor / Submitted 13-03-14 14:58 "If Fabric is Berlin, this place is Ibiza or Croatia – more outdoor sunshine party time than head-down chinstroking." (Guardian: http://bit.ly/1dXilC9) Dan Perrin, musical director of new London (Greenwich) superclub 338 sums up the ethos behind the new 3,000 capacity Blackwall Tunnel club. -=- “We have said it before and we repeat it now: the VIPs already have their Saint Tropez, Forte dei Marmi, Las Vegas, Dubai, etc. etc... What for do we need to grow a soulless clone of these hip resorts in Ibiza and kill the indigenous charm of the island?"” (Ibiza-Voice: http://bit.ly/1g6bZEV) Ibiza- Voice warns again that more and more 5 star resort developments on Playa d’en Bossa risk turning Ibiza into a ‘Balearic Vegas’, adding that Playa d’en Bossa itself is simultaneously in danger of becoming a crime-ridden ‘wasted wannabe-packed . . . new San Antonio.’ -=- “Our 2014 season is our most ambitious to date. A Tuesday night residency is a ballsy move, but one that will allow us to further consolidate our presence on the island whilst building upon our phenomenal first season at BoOom! Ibiza.” (Press release) Defected boss Simon Dunmore announces the UK house label will be hosting another season of Ibiza parties at much troubled new venue BoOom! -=- “This is the first of many exciting announcements to come". BoOom owner Guiseppe Cipriani vows to fight the latest legal decision ordering the club to be evicted from its Ibiza Town premises. -=- “I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections [sic], girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.” (Philadelphia Daily News/ Independent http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/swiss-cheese-pervert-suspect-christopher-pagano-to-face-further-charges-9168070.html) An online posting linked to Philadelphia ‘Swiss Cheese Pervert’ suspect Christopher Pagano who this week was charged with further cheese related offences. -=- “Those advocating gay rights should go to hell, that is not an issue we will tolerate. There will be no such discussion on gay rights. That issue is foreign to this country.” (GaystarNews: http://bit.ly/1fPrBIc) Zambian Home Affairs minister Edgar Lungu vows to introduce Nigeria style draconian prison terms for gay people and supporters in the Southern African state. -=- “Kamisu was said to have admitted that the goat belonged to him and that he had asked the goat to have sexual intercourse with him.” (Daily Times: http://bit.ly/1cWADGE) Nigeria’s Daily Times outlines why 20 year old man Malam Kamisu Baranda was arrested and remanded to jail for two weeks after being busted for seducing and making love to a goat. -=- We won't allow the people to be devoured by YouTube, Facebook or others. Whatever steps need to be taken we will take them without wavering." (AP: http://apne.ws/1lbwpgs) Turkey’s Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan vows to shut down social media networks in his latest to try and eradicate dissent. Jonty Skrufff : https://twitter.com/djjontyskrufff Jonty Skrufff and Fidelity Kastrow present Germany Calling Tunes you can believe in Please click ‘Share’ if you found this story interesting Share this :: : : : Follow HarderFaster ::

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