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danj wrote on 01-04-2015 02:16 PM
If you're working from home, surely it's you that didn't refill the Brita?
So I live alone do I?
(actually, it was me )
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danj wrote on 01-04-2015 02:55 PM
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Slink. wrote on 01-04-2015 02:19 PM
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danj wrote on 01-04-2015 02:16 PM
If you're working from home, surely it's you that didn't refill the Brita?
So I live alone do I?
(actually, it was me )
No but I'm theorising Mrs. Slink. is at work, no?
She is...
It could have been the first coffee or drink I wanted today?
Hand in hand is the only way to land
And always the right way round
Not broken in pieces
Like hated little meeces
How could we miss
Someone as dumb as this
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danj wrote on 01-04-2015 03:15 PM
Not at 2 in the afternoon.
Darkside, blaming your Mrs. like that.
I coulda been blaming my kids....
There are so many possibilities....
Hand in hand is the only way to land
And always the right way round
Not broken in pieces
Like hated little meeces
How could we miss
Someone as dumb as this
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Stakker wrote on 01-04-2015 02:00 PM
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danj wrote on 30-03-2015 09:48 AM
This morning I squashed my pain au chocolat into the side pocket in my bag and squashed it so badly it's pretty much ruined.
What first world problem did you have today?
Discuss.
that's more of a 'middle-class problem'.
also known as a first world problem
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Sam Spooley wrote on 31-03-2015 02:10 PM
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pieman wrote on 31-03-2015 10:28 AM
Often I feel like I live in the 'Third World' and would be almost grateful for a civilisation-affirming FWP. We get power cuts at least twice/month for hours on end, many houses don't have electricity at all or aren't connected to mains water/drainage etc. The main road is regularly blocked by landslips, internet is hit-and-miss and almost a luxury, fuck-off expensive too. Everyone drives 80s Toyotas or horses and there are lots of brown people everywhere. Haven't been eaten yet tho tbh.
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