Guile A magnificent animal of a man
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Welcome back guys and gals to episode 3: PEDO HUNTER: SPECIAL EDITION OF “WHAT’S MY CRIME?”
We’ve all seen the guy, you know the one, he gives off vibes that shout “NONCE!” and you say to yourself "woah, deffo child molester there”.
Modern thinking says there is no way to spot a paedophile just by the way they look.
What. Utter. Rubbish.
See below for the evidence of a man who craves boy arse: the paedophile-smile or "pedosmile." It's part smirk, part grin, and all kiddie fiddler. Promising a two-for-one sale on rape, no refunds or exchanges.
YEAH A PEDO NONCE
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YEAH A PEDO NONCE
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Using the wrongly accused, selective condemnation and death run tropes, in this special edition of “What’s My Crime?” you find yourself framed by a paedophile ring of a crime you did not commit, wrongly convicted and sentenced to jail for decades…
You are cleaning a corridor in prison that [for reasons not explained] all new residents and visitors to the jail have to use on entry and walk down unaccompanied and unobserved.
You know that today some of these people are either convicted paedophiles whose appearance at your parole hearing will guarantee you remain incarcerated but the others are innocent visitors or non pedo crims whose testament will overturn your conviction and ensure your freedom.
Using only your Criminal Anthropology skill sets you must shank the pedo’s and allow the innocent visitors to pass by. In true video game style this shaky plotline allows you time to clear up any mess before the next suspect enters the corridor. Will you shank the nonce’s to win your freedom or will you remove all prospect of parole from your future by murdering innocents and remain behind bars for the rest of your natural?
LETS PLAY - PEDO HUNTER: SPECIAL EDITION OF “WHAT’S MY CRIME?”
ANDREW
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DARREN
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DEV
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KYLE
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PAUL
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AHMED
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MICHAEL
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KEIRON
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DAVID
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GOOD LUCK!
I will publish the results next week.
Episode 1 can be found HERE
Episode 2 can be found HERE
though i spend my time in ashes and smoke
in this whole wide world there's no happier bloke
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