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Stakker
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A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled." The guy at the desk replies. "It's just regular porn you sick fuck."

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danj
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A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled." The guy at the desk replies. "It's just regular porn you sick f**k."



Laughs out loud

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A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled." The guy at the desk replies. "It's just regular porn you sick fuck."



haha

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Whats the difference between a jew and a loaf of bread?
A loaf of bread doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms.
When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly"

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Stakker
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Not sure if this is racist, sexist, stupid or just 100% true.

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danj
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Not sure if this is racist, sexist, stupid or just 100% true.
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ha, I have to steal that.

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