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HarderFaster Forums >> General Mayhem >> Today I moved to the beach Author Pages (1):  [1]      kerb Registered: Nov 2005 Posts: 24383 - Threads: 1623 Location: Click here to view original image Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 20-01-2018 16:14 PM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Condolences dude. Hope you can afford to rent a place soon. According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 20-01-2018 20:02 PM kerb Registered: Nov 2005 Posts: 24383 - Threads: 1623 Location: Quote: Private1 wrote on 20-01-2018 08:02 PM Condolences dude. Hope you can afford to rent a place soon. I was actually on the plane dropping off a load of FedEx parcels and we crashed due to bad weather and I ended up stranded on this island with not much food. I found a small ball though, I've named him Wilson. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 20-01-2018 21:25 PM Guile A magnificent animal of a man Registered: Sep 2001 Posts: 2659 - Threads: 68 Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy I love the beach though i spend my time in ashes and smoke in this whole wide world there's no happier bloke Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 22-01-2018 09:52 AM Staggo Godspeed Rebels Registered: Oct 2004 Posts: 13363 - Threads: 46 Location: London Quote: kerb wrote on 20-01-2018 04:14 PM Click here to view original image Wheredat? Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 22-01-2018 10:02 AM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Quote: kerb wrote on 20-01-2018 09:25 PM I was actually on the plane dropping off a load of FedEx parcels and we crashed due to bad weather and I ended up stranded on this island with not much food. I found a small ball though, I've named him Wilson. And I was thinking more along the lines of you getting banged like a drum for rent and catching the clap so many times it would sound like applause. Your explanation is way better though. According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 22-01-2018 14:09 PM All times are GMT. The time now is 00:11:19         Pages (1):  [1]      Forum Jump: Please select one: -------------------- Search Home -------------------- -- Recent messages -- Welcome to HarderFaster -- Lighthearted Banter -- Serious Discussions -- Upcoming Events and Adverts -- How good a night was THAT ? -- HarderFaster Lifestyle -- Mad Hatter's Corner -- General Mayhem -- HarderFaster Active -- The Asylum -- Mixes and Feedback -- Tunes and Tracks -- DJing -- Production Studio -- Production Feedback -- Photos and Photography -- Community Notices -- F.A.O. -- Classic Threads -- HarderFaster: announcements, suggestions and feedback -- Area 51 Forum Rules: You may post new threads You may post replies You may post attachments You may edit your posts You may delete your posts HTML code is OFF BB Code is ON Smilies are ON

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