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HarderFaster Forums >> General Mayhem >> People who need punching (ceekay's punching bag for years to come) Author Pages (546):  « Prev ... «  536  537  538  539  [540]  541  542  543  544  » ... Next »    Staggo Godspeed Rebels Registered: Oct 2004 Posts: 13363 - Threads: 46 Location: London Quote: Latex Zebra wrote on 09-04-2018 03:05 PM Quote: Coops wrote on 09-04-2018 02:44 PM People who give themselves grandiose job descriptions in their own business. I had an email from a stallholders who described herself as "CEO", she runs a fucking craft stall at local events. So she is the CEO of her craft stall. Don't take that away from her! I get what you mean. I get more annoyed by the attempts to certain jobs sound more glamorous. Subway were recruiting Sandwich Artists. Artists... Fuck off... Stevie Wonder could make a better looking sandwich than most of those morons. I had a mate ask me what a Barrista was after seeing a job advertised - he was rather shocked to hear that it was someone who made coffee - thinking it to be something more glamorous than that by the name alone. Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 09-04-2018 15:13 PM Quin. ??? Registered: Oct 2010 Posts: 33316 - Threads: 426 Location: london Quote: Staggo wrote on 09-04-2018 03:13 PM I had a mate ask me what a Barrista was after seeing a job advertised - he was rather shocked to hear that it was someone who made coffee - thinking it to be something more glamorous than that by the name alone. *groans* "1984 was not supposed to be an instruction manual" Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 09-04-2018 15:41 PM Coops Registered: Jul 2003 Posts: 18545 - Threads: 513 Location: Quote: Latex Zebra wrote on 09-04-2018 03:05 PM So she is the CEO of her craft stall. Don't take that away from her! I get what you mean. I get more annoyed by the attempts to certain jobs sound more glamorous. Subway were recruiting Sandwich Artists. Artists... Fuck off... Stevie Wonder could make a better looking sandwich than most of those morons. Car park manager is the title McDonalds give to their litter pickers. I've got chickens in my back yard Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 09-04-2018 16:18 PM Latex Zebra Yeah, something is probably happening somewhere. Registered: Feb 2003 Posts: 15057 - Threads: 341 Location: London 2016 óò Winner KING CON Joint Winner Day Party - Alumni Honourable Mention Tune - Mind Shift - Luke Warner and Latex Zebra Winner DJ Winner Resident DJ Winner Party Animal Winner Club Night - Zoology 15 Quote: Coops wrote on 09-04-2018 04:18 PM Car park manager is the title McDonalds give to their litter pickers. FFS! Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 09-04-2018 16:28 PM Quin. ??? Registered: Oct 2010 Posts: 33316 - Threads: 426 Location: london Amber Rudd. "1984 was not supposed to be an instruction manual" Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 09-04-2018 16:33 PM Quin. ??? Registered: Oct 2010 Posts: 33316 - Threads: 426 Location: london People who walk without moving their arms, especially people who are moving in a hurry and their arms stay down by their side without moving. "1984 was not supposed to be an instruction manual" Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 17-04-2018 13:31 PM Staggo Godspeed Rebels Registered: Oct 2004 Posts: 13363 - Threads: 46 Location: London Quote: Quin. wrote on 17-04-2018 01:31 PM People who walk without moving their arms, especially people who are moving in a hurry and their arms stay down by their side without moving. Conversely: People who walk with their arms sticking out at the side by 30-45 degrees - usually a trait of the already overweight whereby excess blubber under their arms prevents them lowering them further - and making getting round the already wide individual even more challenging and annoying. PUT YOUR ARMS DOWN YOU FAT C*NT! Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 17-04-2018 15:27 PM Quin. ??? Registered: Oct 2010 Posts: 33316 - Threads: 426 Location: london Quote: Staggo wrote on 17-04-2018 03:27 PM Conversely: People who walk with their arms sticking out at the side by 30-45 degrees - usually a trait of the already overweight whereby excess blubber under their arms prevents them lowering them further - and making getting round the already wide individual even more challenging and annoying. PUT YOUR ARMS DOWN YOU FAT C*NT! Yep, those too. Also people who give it the full Stevie Wonder whilst listening to music on public transport or in lifts, cunts. "1984 was not supposed to be an instruction manual" Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 19-04-2018 09:34 AM All times are GMT. The time now is 02:22:52         Pages (546):  « Prev ... «  536  537  538  539  [540]  541  542  543  544  » ... 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