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ceekay wrote on 01-09-2016 04:44 PM

I guess you haven't considered whether or not they would just crumble under the pressure when he tried to push them up then?




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I hadn't, maybe he just has a rather slack ringpiece, or a lot of skill. Or an assistant.

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I hadn't, maybe he just has a rather slack ringpiece, or a lot of skill. Or an assistant.



he could have crushed them and blown them up a hosepipe

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Quin. wrote on 01-09-2016 04:44 PM

is that wink salacious?



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he could have crushed them and blown them up a hosepipe



He could, but if he can fit a hosepipe up his whitney then he shouldn't have much trouble popping a Wotsit or two up there, so why bother? I think/hope there's more to this story than meets the eye, as it were.

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There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms.
When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly"

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Ok, not a headline, but...


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There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms.
When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly"

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Ok, not a headline, but...


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