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Guile
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KING CON


RESULTS

Episode 3: Why get a dog and bark yourself? and Bonus Mission 3: Get yourself a Boxer dog Part2
Click here for Mission 3 and Click here for Bonus Mission 3


This week's TOP DOG is:

pieman
current RESPECT points: 21
Recruiting ALEX = 5
Recruiting the LEWIS JONES TWINS = 4
GUY WHO KNOWS ABOUT BOXING = 4
NEW TOTAL = 34

>>>Ensuring his place in the sun, pieman is pulling out all the stops and really rattling the bars of his cage<<<

Another massive increase in RESPECT from the other convicts is his reward for displaying natural leadership skills and his sick lust for the blood and pain of others, pieman is consistently callous and lacking in empathy, his criminal versatility is a tour de force.

RESPECT!


Wykah
current RESPECT points: 11
Recruiting ABDU = 4
Recruiting the LEWIS JONES TWINS = 4
GUY WHO KNOWS ABOUT BOXING = 4
NEW TOTAL = 23

>>>Wykah always has a Swiss army knife concealed on him and a roll of duct tape in his back pocket, flattened out to make it fit<<<

Bringing together two contrasting crews and ensuring they work as one is a typical "MacGyver" from Wykah, he always seems to find a simple yet elegant solution to his problems using existing resources. A strong contender to become TOP DOG


Latex Zebra
current RESPECT points: 9
Recruiting ABDU = 4
Recruiting the LEWIS JONES TWINS = 4
GUY WHO KNOWS ABOUT BOXING = 4
NEW TOTAL = 21

>>>Latex Zebra is building on his reputation and consolidating his position<<<

Latex Zebra is an acclaimed Criminal Mastermind when on the outside, and is now demonstrating his unique abilities to unify and inspire his followers. Bringing together two contrasting crews and ensuring they work as one, Latex Zebra is intent on forging a mighty empire and a lasting legacy. The title of TOP DOG is well within reach of his snapping jaws


Voodoobass
current RESPECT points: 15
Special RESPECT bonus unlocked:
COMEBACK KID = 3
NEW TOTAL = 18

>>>Voodoobass is responding well to treatment<<<

Voodoobass is due to be transferred back into the prison population. He has a new regime of drugs that help to control the worst of his rages and is now able to parrot nonsensical phrases from his Cognitive Behavioral Therapy and fool all the psychiatrists. The screws can still see the madness in his eyes. Will he come back bigger and badder than before or has the leopard changed its spots? Senior Prison Officer Fulton Mackay has no doubts and placed a request with the Home Office for a carfentanil dart gun

Coops
current RESPECT points: 4
Recruiting ABDU = 4
Recruiting ALEX = 5
NEW TOTAL = 13

>>>Moving into the promotion zone, Coops needs to put himself and his crew about a bit more<<<

By ignoring the lads in the gym, dumping his knife in the kitchen bins and allowing scumbags to give it the Billy Big Balls on his wing, Coops has failed to earn the full respect he really deserves. That said, this latest recruitment drive will ensure his claim to be a serious contender for TOP DOG now has the gravitas required. Will he build on his success?

Space
current RESPECT points: 6


>>>Although a feared individual, Space will find his work cut out for him without a crew behind him. All is not lost, as a LONE WOLF can still dominate the lesser cons and become TOP DOG <<<

5709
current RESPECT points: 6


>>>Although a feared individual, 5709 will find his work cut out for him without a crew behind him. All is not lost, as a LONE WOLF can still dominate the lesser cons and become TOP DOG <<<

ceeks
current RESPECT points: 6


>>>Although a feared individual, Ceeks will find her work cut out for her without a crew behind her. All is not lost, as a LONE WOLF can still dominate the lesser cons and become TOP DOG <<<

Quin.
current RESPECT points: 4


>>>Quin. will never have any problems in the showers and is RESPECTED by all in the prison<<<

His probation officer is delighted with the progress at rehabilitation Quin. has made, and if he carries on like this will be able to lecture the new cons on how to keep your head down, do easy time and get early parole


It's all to play for!

Next Mission:

LIE DOWN WITH DOGS, YOU GET FLEAS

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the Bonus Mission is:


MADE IN THE SHADE!



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[Edited by Guile on 05-09-2018 23:55 PM]

[Edited by Guile on 09-09-2018 13:53 PM]

[Edited by Guile on 20-10-2018 09:37 AM]

Criminal Anthropology Simulation Master Class


You may struggle without the correct training and background in Criminal Anthropology. Play catch up:

Here with: "YOU ARE THE..."
&
Here with: "WHAT'S MY CRIME?"

The people named and their crimes as detailed in these threads are real. They have all been found guilty in court. On occasions jurors have deliberated over the evidence. In each case, a judge has decided their crimes are so serious that only a custodial sentence will suffice. The scenario's covered in this master class may be offensive or disturbing to some readers. It is a work of fiction and for educational purposes only. No identification with places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. No person or entity associated with this thread received payment or anything of value, or entered into any agreement, in connection with the depiction of tobacco products. No animals were harmed in the making of this thread.

Ready?
Well let's play:


KING CON


Have you got what it takes to rise like the scum you are to the top of the rancid pool that is H.M.P. Hafa Towers?


A successful criminal needs good ideas.

For that he needs information, a little here, a little there - it all adds up. You help people out. They do you favours back. You require information.

This thread is the place to go to for rumours, information, finding out whose fast, whose on the up, whose a royal pain in the arse and just seeing who would fail a chin test.

It's also in this thread you can also find out how respected in H.M.P. Hafa Towers you are week by week as the simulation runs its course.

Upcoming Missions.

Main Mission #5


After all this hard work you deserve some R & R. You need the kind of loving only a BAD GIRL can give you. Luckily H.M.P. HaFa Towers has a high security womens wing, and you want to bang a bad bitch just like you used to in the good old days


You're going to SHAG the baddest of the bad, and maybe her pals too...


Using your pet Prison Officer you have managed to gain overnight access to the female side of the prison. Now with only your Criminal Anthropology skills can you identify the real mad bitch in this wing of crazy bitches? Then boost your own reputation by banging the PSYCHO BITCH and adding to your own RESPECT score by demonstrating that you can ALWAYS get what you want, when you want it, and how you want it.

Only you can do this Big Dog


A lap dance with no pants
that's the meaning of romance


crib notes:

Needless to say there is plenty of inspiration in H.M.P. HaFa Tower library for your enlightenment.







Bonus Mission #5


Go for it fly boy


The results of the previous missions will be published here soon!

Come on down!

PREVIOUSLY:
KC Ep#1 KC Bonus#1
KC Ep#2 KC Bonus#2
KC Ep#3 KC Bonus#3
KC Ep#4 KC Bonus#4

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Registered: Sep 2001
Posts: 2659 - Threads: 68
Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy


KING CON


RESULTS

Episode 4: Lie down with dogs, you get fleas and Bonus Mission 4: Beast or Priest?
Click here for Mission 4 and Click here for Bonus Mission 4


This week's TOP DOG is:

pieman
current RESPECT points: 34
ASSET UNLOCKED - CHAPEL BREWERY AND BASH HOUSE = 4
DOING BUSINESS WITH KIAH ANDRUSJAK=3
NEW TOTAL = 41

>>>Holding on to the stop spot, pieman yet again demonstrates his almost supernatural ability to spot crime and the wrong 'uns who perpetrate it. An astonishing run so far from pieman, he is dealing with the pressure to maintain and stay at the top like a real man and just keeps on coming up with the goods<<<

Another massive increase in RESPECT from the other convicts is his just reward for brewing up a brandy that knocks spots off Courvoisier and ensuring his lads have a safe haven to bash the drugs without anyone's cell getting dirty. As ever, pieman had no difficulty in spotting a MONSTER.

His highly abusive yet financially profitable relationship with a woman with the mental age of a 15 year old but owner of the most beautiful tits in the prison service has won him so much RESPECT. The saucy pictures he sells of the his Prison Officer girlfriend showing off the bounciest tits for miles ensures his legend reaches far beyond the walls of H.M.P. HaFa Towers. He is proving to be the Caesar of the nick!

RESPECT!


Wykah
current RESPECT points: 23
ASSET UNLOCKED - CHAPEL BREWERY AND BASH HOUSE = 4
DOING BUSINESS WITH LAINIE MARTIN=3
NEW TOTAL = 30

>>>Wykah exhibits grief in the face of tragedies, open fear in perilous situations, and shows pain after a fight. This makes him that most truly dangerous of criminals, an evil bastard who through cunning use of his empathy knows exactly how to exploit any situation to maximize his own personal well being <<<

Another massive increase in RESPECT from the other convicts is his rightful reward for brewing up a brandy that knocks spots off any Remy Martin and ensures a safe haven for his geezers to bash the drugs in removing the need for someone's cell to be dirty. Of course Wykah had no difficulty in spotting the BEAST.

The strangely abusive, yet highly profitable relationship that Wykah has with Lainie Martin shows how he exploits in the most disgusting fashion a weak woman suffering from a serious mental delusion.

A delusion that made her develop a parasocial attachment to a damaged heroine character in a famous opera opera; a delusion which Wykah actively encourages and enables; then cruelly exploits for his own criminal gain. His callousness is truly remarkable. His willingness to wear the loudest shirts known to man in order to flood the nick with gear has however, IN THE END, won him huge RESPECT from the other LAGS.

He took the mockery about his shirts, but nobody laughed when they wanted a phone or some burn. Wykah is a powerful force in H.M.P. HaFa Towers, a serious contender for TOP DOG

RESPECT!


Latex Zebra
current RESPECT points: 21
ASSET UNLOCKED - CHAPEL BREWERY AND BASH HOUSE = 4
DOING BUSINESS WITH KIAH ANDRUSJAK=3
NEW TOTAL = 28

>>>Latex Zebra "doing the business Wink" with the sexiest Prison Officer with the bounciest tits ever is really building on his reputation and consolidating the RESPECT the other cons line up to pay him<<<

Latex Zebra is an acclaimed Criminal Mastermind when on the outside, and somehow restrained his natural urge to end the miserable existence of Don Mercedes for the greater good of the prison population, demonstrating his caring, sharing side - his bash house is a beautiful spiritually uplifting location and he is also able to manufacture and supply unlimited quantities of the most amazing moonshine at knock down prices.

In an abusive yet strangely caring relationship with a vulnerable woman, Latex Zebra regularly demonstrated to the other cons that banging Kiah in the broom cupboard wasn't just about him getting his filthy maulers on the most perky tits in the prison service; for example the Chocolate Oranges she smuggles into the prison which he then sells with a FILTHY LEER about the hiding place gains him massive RESPECT.

There is no doubt that the saucy pictures he sells of Kiah's bouncy tits and jolly smiles also ensure his legend reaches far beyond the walls of H.M.P. HaFa Towers. He is proving to be the STUD DOG of the chokey!

RESPECT!


Voodoobass
current RESPECT points: 18
ASSET UNLOCKED - CHAPEL BREWERY AND BASH HOUSE = 4
DOING BUSINESS WITH SAFAK BOZKURT=3
NEW TOTAL = 25

>>>Voodoobass has made some superb SNAP decisions in his latest return to prison life! It is when the Criminal Anthropologist overthinks matters he errs.<<<

Voodoobass has a new regime of drugs that help to control the worst of his rages and has a new vocabulary of psychobabble to guide him. His time in Broadmoor has given him the inner strength to control his violent urges and the keys to unlock and unleash the madness of others. His own breakdown was a crash course in understanding and utilising the mental deficiencies of his victims to his advantage.

Using his new found inner mental strength Voodoobass restrained his god given urges to squash Don Mercedes like a cockaroach for the greater good of the prison population, thereby demonstrating his manipulative abilities - his bash house has no connection to his cell and he is now able to manufacture and supply the most amazing "heart of wine" brandy for very little financial outlay with the minimum of risk.

His relationship with the perverted sadist Safak leaves one to wonder who is really abusing who? Safak's constant and abusive rough searches combined with the overtly intrusive and savage probing of his every bodily orifice occasionally left Voodoobass bleeding and shaking with shock. The full psychological impact of this debasement and the long term effect for Voodoobass combining business with pleasure like this cannot be underestimated and it must only be a matter of time before the volcano that is Voodoobass blows again!

His willingness to "take one for the team" and sort everyone out for gear has boosted the RESPECT levels Voodoobass enjoys from his peers, and it can now only be a matter of time before he claims the top spot as his own, or has another MASSIVE MELTDOWN!

RESPECT!

Coops
current RESPECT points: 13
ASSET UNLOCKED - CHAPEL BREWERY AND BASH HOUSE = 4
DOING BUSINESS WITH KIAH ANDRUSJAK=3
NEW TOTAL = 20

>>>A natural in Criminal Anthropology Coops makes this look so easy. Do not be fooled! Beneath that laissez faire attitude lies a ruthless and determined individual weighing up the odds and picking and choosing his battles carefully<<<

Coops is playing the long game, he knows life is not a sprint and likes to consider all the angles before striking. If this means sometimes he misses some good business he accepts this, as it also ensures he doesn't make spur of the moment errors.

He instantly recognised Don Mercedes as a beast and saw how best to turn that knowledge for the greater good of the prison population and his own personal gain. The bash house Coops established is a model in efficiency and he is also manufacturing and supplying the most amazing snide Hennessy. He will surely build on these latest successes to snatch the title of TOP DOG from the jaws of his rivals!

In a mutually beneficial relationship with a scheming fellow criminal, Coops demonstrated that working with him was all about trust and mutual respect. A business relationship with Coops is of benefit to all involved and the fact he was also getting his maulers on the most perky tits in the prison service was just a bonus.

Wink

Coops has super boosted the level of RESPECT he enjoys. The racy, autographed pictures he sells of Kiah's bouncy tits ensures his legend reaches far beyond the walls of H.M.P. HaFa Towers. He is shaping up to be the MAIN MAN! May he go from strength to strength

RESPECT!


***CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL PARTICIPANTS: 100% SUCCESS RATE SPOTTING THE PEDO IN "PRIEST OR BEAST?"***
***STATISTICAL PROOF OF THE EFFECTIVENESS OF CRIMINAL ANTHROPOLOGY***
***THANK YOU***


Space
current RESPECT points: 6


>>>Although a feared individual, Space will find his work cut out for him without a crew behind him. His hopes to dominate are fading like the ink on his library ticket, but a LONE WOLF can still dominate the lesser cons and hope to become TOP DOG <<<

5709
current RESPECT points: 6


>>>Although a feared individual, 5709 will find his work cut out for him without a crew behind him. His hopes to dominate are fading like the ink on his library ticket, but a LONE WOLF can still dominate the lesser cons and hope to become TOP DOG <<<

ceeks
current RESPECT points: 6


>>>Although a feared individual, Ceeks will find her work cut out for her without a crew behind her. Her hopes to dominate are fading like the ink on her library ticket, but a LONE WOLF can still dominate the lesser cons and hope to become TOP DOG <<<

Quin.
current RESPECT points: 4


>>>Quin. will never have any problems in the showers and is RESPECTED by all in the prison<<<

His probation officer is delighted with the progress at rehabilitation Quin. has made, and if he carries on like this will be able to lecture the new cons on how to keep your head down, do easy time and get early parole. It can only be a few weeks now until Quin. is once again a free man.

Wearing a tag.


It's all to play for!

Next Mission:

GIVE THE DOG A BONE

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the Bonus Mission is:




THAT'S SO RIGHT ON DADDY-O!



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Guile
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[Edited by Guile on 14-09-2018 09:24 AM]

[Edited by Guile on 20-09-2018 10:00 AM]

[Edited by Guile on 20-10-2018 09:38 AM]

[Edited by Guile on 20-10-2018 15:14 PM]

Criminal Anthropology Simulation Master Class


You may struggle without the correct training and background in Criminal Anthropology. Play catch up:

Here with: "YOU ARE THE..."
&
Here with: "WHAT'S MY CRIME?"

The people named and their crimes as detailed in these threads are real. They have all been found guilty in court. On occasions jurors have deliberated over the evidence. In each case, a judge has decided their crimes are so serious that only a custodial sentence will suffice. The scenario's covered in this master class may be offensive or disturbing to some readers. It is a work of fiction and for educational purposes only. No identification with places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. No person or entity associated with this thread received payment or anything of value, or entered into any agreement, in connection with the depiction of tobacco products. No animals were harmed in the making of this thread.

Ready?
Well let's play:


KING CON


Have you got what it takes to rise like the scum you are to the top of the rancid pool that is H.M.P. Hafa Towers?


A successful criminal needs good ideas.

For that he needs information, a little here, a little there - it all adds up. You help people out. They do you favours back. You require information.

This thread is the place to go to for rumours, information, finding out whose fast, whose on the up, whose a royal pain in the arse and just seeing who would fail a chin test.

It's also in this thread you can also find out how respected in H.M.P. Hafa Towers you are week by week as the simulation runs its course.

Upcoming Missions.

Main Mission #6


The Home Office, the Governor and Senior Prison Officer Fulton Mackay have noticed an increase in crime, disruption, drug abuse and other major problems in their precious prison. Such is the extant of the disruption it can only be because of an organised criminal force. They are slowly waking up to the fact that there is a TOP DOG pissing all over their rule book.

YOU

You need a distraction, something other than you and your cronies for The Man to worry about, so you can carry on with business. Not a riot that's too disruptive, but something intense that will take the heat right off you.


A hostage situation...


If one of the loonies on the wing took a hostage, a probation officer, a health visitor, or even better a prison officer and barricaded themselves into their cell that would be perfect. You want someone dangerous and downright nasty to take a hostage, a Hannibal Lecter type to really shit the authorities up.

Armed with your Criminal Anthropology skills can you identify the maddest hatter in the selection of mad hatters at your disposal? You know exactly how to persuade the fruitcake to play along with your scheme and allow business to carry on as normal.

Showing everyone who really runs this nick will increase the RESPECT you enjoy by demonstrating that you can ALWAYS do what you want, when you want to, and how you want to.

Only you can do this Big Dog


"I want a helicopter, £500, and a bag of doughnuts or the dame gets it"



Bonus Mission #6



ABRACABLOODYDABRA!


The results of the previous missions will be published here soon!

Come on down!

PREVIOUSLY:
KC Ep#1 KC Bonus#1
KC Ep#2 KC Bonus#2
KC Ep#3 KC Bonus#3
KC Ep#4 KC Bonus#4
KC Ep#5 KC Bonus#5



WHO WILL BE THE


KING CON

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Guile
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Registered: Sep 2001
Posts: 2659 - Threads: 68
Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy


KING CON


RESULTS

Episode 5: Give the dog a bone and Bonus Mission 5: Chemical dog
Click here for Mission 5 and Click here for Bonus Mission 5


This week's TOP DOG is:

pieman
current RESPECT points: 41
BOOTY CALL WITH MICHELLE = 3
DRONE PICK-UPS ACHIEVED= 3
NEW TOTAL = 47

>>>HERO...HYPOCRITE...CRIMINAL...MANIAC...MONSTER...Whatever else he is, pieman is STILL the TOP DOG<<<

What is the secret to piemans success? In the fetid, rotten gutter that is H.M.P. HaFa Towers he is a mighty titan towering above his lowly scumbag rivals demanding and receiving their RESPECT. The industrial quantities of drugs and tech he seemingly plucks from the air ensure his word is the real law in the jungle that is prison life.

His every action denies social authority, he just does whatever he wants. Most lags play table tennis for relaxation, pieman has wild and depraved sex with some of the most deadliest jades known to man. His latest conquest whinged and complained to such an extant she drove her last lover to suicide but pieman made that bitch moan in a very different way.

Teaching the prison about advanced drug dealing, giving post graduate courses in terror, tyranny, blackmail, murder and mayhem, pieman demands and receives total RESPECT. His reputation and the tentacles of his evil empire stretch far beyond the confines of H.M.P. HaFa Towers. He is proving to be a diabolical criminal genius!

RESPECT!

Latex Zebra
current RESPECT points: 28
GAVE HAYLEY A HOT BEEF INJECTION = 3
DRONE PICK-UPS ACHIEVED= 4
NEW TOTAL = 35

>>>Latex Zebra is an established Master Criminal on the outside and is showing how it's done even when incarcerated ensuring the RESPECT that is his right is duly paid to him<<<

Quote:
Hayley thinks...

"I'm going to screw the fucking arse off you" she repeated to herself. The words were like an aphrodisiac, connected with that coarse, brutish lecher with the broken nose who had accosted her the day before. And he’d made a date with her: Thursday night in your cell, eight o’clock.

The thought of a good hard shag with an animal like him shamed her. She shut it out of her mind. But it returned with greater force as she remembered how he’d stalked her like a jungle creature right there in the Art and Craft workshops. He had moved slowly, an implacable force of destruction, confident of his power over her. She was revolted, sickened, but she would fuck him as hard as she could.

She needed ugliness, degradation, punishment. She didn’t want it, but she was driven to it…




Latex Zebra yet again demonstrates to the other lags his "martini" abilities regarding sex with women.

anytime, anyplace, anywhere

...despite being banged up! This coupled with his ability to produce drugs and tech seemingly on demand has earned him massive RESPECT his legend reaches far beyond the walls of H.M.P. HaFa Towers. He is proving to be the CAPO DEI CAPO of the chokey!

RESPECT!

Voodoobass
current RESPECT points: 25
SECRET RESPECT BONUS UNLOCKED "COCK O' THE JAIL" = 5
DRONE PICK-UPS ACHIEVED= 4
NEW TOTAL = 34

>>>Voodoobass was like a fat kid in a pie shop on the Cat. A wimmins wing and lost track of time.<<<


SECRET RESPECT BONUS UNLOCKED "COCK O' THE JAIL"


Voodoobass had previously smiled and waved at kooky Kathy across the exercise yard, leading her to believe she was something special to him. A girl with serious daddy issues she went demented when she discovered her new "boyf" was working his way through the other girls and completely ignoring her. In her anger and rage she rang the emergency bell and alerted the screws to his presence on the womens wing.

She may have saved his life.

That said, Senior Prison Officer Fulton Mackay was less than impressed with V.b.'s antics and his extended priapism which continued for the next 15 hours. The huge bag of horny goat weed found on him and his refusal to explain how he penetrated the Womens Wing caused the Home Office to order a full investigation to be launched during which Voodoobass was put on LOCKDOWN in THE CAGE for a week.

He will not therefore be able to participate in Episode 6 Main Mission or Bonus Mission #6. He will be released back into the General Population in time for Episode 7 Main Mission and Bonus Mission #7. He has also had an extra YEAR added to his sentence.

This has added hugely to the RESPECT Voodoobass enjoys from his peers and the number of wimmen he actually bonked and buggered increases every time the story is retold.

His uncanny ability to produce a wide variety of drugs and tech to flog to the other prisoners has also heightened the RESPECT levels Voodoobass enjoys, this is despite his many enforced absences from the General Population. The man is becoming a legend, and the authorites are concerned that the other prisoners may come to regard him as TOP DOG with the resulting chaos that will ensue IF he has another of his MASSIVE MELTDOWNS!

RESPECT!

Wykah
current RESPECT points: 30
WENT ALL THE WAY WITH KATIE = 3
DRONE PICK-UPS ACHIEVED= 0
NEW TOTAL = 33

>>>Wykah is armed with almost infinite scientific resourcefulness, which sadly backfired on him this week. <<<

Wykah was in the canteen, sitting with his crew discussing how he chose which of the Cat. A wimmen prisoners he'd bang and failed to notice a uniformed figure lurking behind him...


Senior Prison Officer Fulton Mackay, who overheard:


Quote:
wykah said on 10-09-2018 10:02 PM
...Brenda, go to swipe right but I did an image search on google just in case, realised her past then quickly swiped left...



Aaaaaand as prisoners are not supposed to have access to the internet, Wykah has been put on LOCKDOWN in THE CAGE for a week and will not be able to participate in Episode 6 Main Mission or Bonus Mission #6. He will be released back into the General Population in time for Episode 7 Main Mission and Bonus Mission #7. He has also had another SIX MONTHS added to his sentence.

Still, he got yet another massive increase in RESPECT from the other convicts for knobbing krazy Katey from the Cat. A wimmens wing and living to tell the tale as his righteous reward. His joke about her spending too much time in bars points to his deep grasp of Criminal Anthropology.

Sadly his failure to collect the drugs that his Fam smuggled in for him has resulted in a serious shortage of gear in the nick; his cronies are having a difficult time dealing with their desperate, clucking customers. Wykah's enforced absence of leave, banged up in the block will ensure his Fam have an ardous time of things until their leader returns.

Rival firms will surely be jockeying to fill the void he has left.

Despite being wrapped up Wykah is still a force to be reckoned with in H.M.P. HaFa Towers, the RESPECT he is held in by the other lags ensures he remains a serious contender for TOP DOG

RESPECT!


Coops
current RESPECT points: 20
GETTING DOWN AND DIRTY WITH HAYLEY = 3
DRONE PICK-UPS ACHIEVED= 2
NEW TOTAL = 25

>>>Coops once again shows how it's done. He is throbbing with the white heat of violence, bloodshed and uninhibited sexuality!<<<

Hayley is the talk of the jail, and Coops pulled that ass all night long. Everyone wants a bit of Hayley: the bean flickers, the guards and the straight cons are all envious of him.

The fact that Coops is able to waltz in and out of the various sections of the prison undetected, use the blood-stained queens of crime as his personal harem, coupled with his almost magical abilities to come up a huge and seemingly unlimited selection of drugs and tech ensures Coops and his crew enjoy an almost fabled status.

Coops is currently basking in the RESPECT the other prisoners are only too happy to give him. His Fam are to a man PROUD to be associated with him and defer to his judgement in all matters.

By ensuring his crew only take carefully calculated risks Coops has built a solid foundation to become the Caeser of H.M.P. HaFa Towers; it is to be noted that he is currently amongst the top contenders for the ultimate salutation of TOP DOG!

RESPECT!



Space
current RESPECT points: 6


>>>Although a feared individual, Space will find his work cut out for him without a crew behind him. His hopes to dominate are fading like the ink on his library ticket, but a LONE WOLF can still dominate the lesser cons and hope to become TOP DOG <<<

5709
current RESPECT points: 6


>>>Although a feared individual, 5709 will find his work cut out for him without a crew behind him. His hopes to dominate are fading like the ink on his library ticket, but a LONE WOLF can still dominate the lesser cons and hope to become TOP DOG <<<

ceeks
current RESPECT points: 6


>>>Although a feared individual, Ceeks will find her work cut out for her without a crew behind her. Her hopes to dominate are fading like the ink on her library ticket, but a LONE WOLF can still dominate the lesser cons and hope to become TOP DOG <<<

Quin.
current RESPECT points: 4


>>>Quin. will never have any problems in the showers and is RESPECTED by all in the prison<<<

His probation officer is delighted with the progress at rehabilitation Quin. has made, and if he carries on like this will be able to lecture the new cons on how to keep your head down, do easy time and get early parole. It can only be a few weeks now until Quin. is once again a free man.

Wearing a tag.

Danj
RESPECT points:
Convicted Armed Robber = 2
Clueless at the far end of the allotment = -1
TOTAL = 1
>>>New arrival at H.M.P. HaFa Towers<<<

Danj has a lot to learn. He nearly found a whole load of BUBBLE at the far end of the allotment, which would have helped his cause, but wandered off just as the drop was being made. He seems to be struggling to find his arse with his hands whilst incarcerated, a quick session in the showers with Team Homo will soon sort that problem out. Danj needs to pull his finger out if he is to build on the RESPECT he deserves.


It's all to play for!

Next Mission:

DON'T KEEP SAUSAGES IN THE DOG KENNEL

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the Bonus Mission is:





WORD FROM THE BIRD!



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