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danj
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Matt wrote on 08-05-2017 10:06 PM

You leave your chips on the toilet seat at work?

Yuck



Considering the state of some club toilets I've sniffed things off historically I don't think this as bad as it sounds.



I can to a degree understand it in a club, if someone has already pissed all over it and you're only in there for a cheeky bump and a slash then whatever, I don't want to touch that shit.

But at work?

Have some fucking decorum you scumbag.

We even have signs in a brand new building in cannon street above the toilet seats saying "please don't stand on the toilet seats".

What the fuck is this about?


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danj
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You leave your chips on the toilet seat at work?

Yuck



Considering the state of some club toilets I've sniffed things off historically I don't think this as bad as it sounds.



Dude, never; use your phone screen.

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and bucket fanny? Big grin



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Comes in very handy when at raves. Razz



Surely it would all just drop out?


Not sure I actually want to continue this conversation Laughs out loud

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Quin. wrote on 09-05-2017 09:26 AM

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Matt wrote on 08-05-2017 10:06 PM

You leave your chips on the toilet seat at work?

Yuck



Considering the state of some club toilets I've sniffed things off historically I don't think this as bad as it sounds.



Dude, never; use your phone screen.



I'm talking back in the day when your phone was a 3310 ffs, not now i can rack up hero-lines at will.

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louloubell
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ceekay wrote on 09-05-2017 12:10 PM

Surely it would all just drop out?


Not sure I actually want to continue this conversation Laughs out loud



What? What would drop out? What's going on with your bowels?

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No, just a very tight a**e. Big grin



and bucket fanny? Big grin


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Comes in very handy when at raves. Razz



Being a gentleman I am lost for words. But well played ceeks, I really can't say anymore.

let's raise a glass or two to everything that's lost on you

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Being a gentleman I am lost for words. But well played ceeks, I really can't say anymore.



Wink





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Especially when the annoying tune in question is Chelsea Dagger.

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