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HarderFaster Forums >> General Mayhem >> Amusing headlines. Author Pages (34):  « Prev ... «  14  15  16  17  [18]  19  20  21  22  » ... Next »    ceekay venomous fairy Registered: Feb 2010 Posts: 39935 - Threads: 1064 Location: In a wide open space 2016 Winner Thread Honourable Mention Member Also surprised to be the first one posting this http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40886178 Click here to view original image "Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?" "I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes) Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 10-08-2017 14:12 PM ceekay venomous fairy Registered: Feb 2010 Posts: 39935 - Threads: 1064 Location: In a wide open space 2016 Winner Thread Honourable Mention Member When the people you are protesting against have to literally bail you out... http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/refugee-rescue-boat-anti-immigrant-c-star-ship-mediterranean-defend-europe-mechanical-failure-far-a7887876.html "Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?" "I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes) Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 11-08-2017 13:36 PM Matt V2.0 Registered: Apr 2002 Posts: 17728 - Threads: 847 Location: Surrey 2016 Honourable Mention Party Animal Council renames ‘cats eyes’ after American tourists thought they were really made from cats http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/14/council-renames-cats-eyes-after-american-tourists-think-animals-are-being-hurt-6851958/ Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 16-08-2017 15:58 PM Matt V2.0 Registered: Apr 2002 Posts: 17728 - Threads: 847 Location: Surrey 2016 Honourable Mention Party Animal 'World's fastest shed' travelling length of Britain Quote: A shed on wheels is being driven from Land's End to John O'Groats to raise money for a hospice. It is the latest challenge for the converted Volkswagen Passat, which has been dubbed the "world's fastest shed". It has managed a top speed of 99mph (159km/h) in tests, and owner Kevin Nicks will attempt to go faster at a track en route. Mr Nicks, from Oxfordshire, transformed the car, which is road legal, in 2015 using steel beams and timber. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-40945974 Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 16-08-2017 17:44 PM Matt V2.0 Registered: Apr 2002 Posts: 17728 - Threads: 847 Location: Surrey 2016 Honourable Mention Party Animal Judge tells sex offender ‘no one wants to see your flaccid penis’ Quote: A sex offender who whistled and flashed at a 12-year-old girl has been jailed, after the judge told him: ‘Nobody wants to see your flaccid penis.’ Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 18-08-2017 12:00 PM 5709 Registered: Jul 2003 Posts: 37053 - Threads: 2585 Location: 2016 Winner Meltdown Winner Redeeming Quote: Matt wrote on 18-08-2017 12:00 PM Judge tells sex offender ‘no one wants to see your flaccid penis’ He should sue the judge for giving him a complex. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 18-08-2017 12:01 PM Matt V2.0 Registered: Apr 2002 Posts: 17728 - Threads: 847 Location: Surrey 2016 Honourable Mention Party Animal Perhaps not very amusing but serves him right! Uber driver 'who tried to rape a passenger as she slept panicked and washed his genitals with a bottle of water after she told him she had HIV' Uber driver 'who tried to rape a passenger as she slept panicked and washed his genitals with a bottle of water after she told him she had HIV' Quote: Suleiman Abdirizak, 42, 'freaked out' when the woman told him she was infected with the disease and doused his penis with water from a squash bottle, it is claimed. He was so upset his victim had to comfort him and reassure him he would not contract the virus, Snaresbrook Crown Court was told. 'She told him a lie, she told him she had HIV to keep him away from her. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 23-08-2017 18:31 PM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Experts Say Cleaning Underwear in a Hotel Kettle is 'Super Super Super Super Gross' So Maybe Don't Do It Click here to view original image There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms. When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly" Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 25-08-2017 14:42 PM All times are GMT. The time now is 23:23:27         Pages (34):  « Prev ... «  14  15  16  17  [18]  19  20  21  22  » ... 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