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Guile
A magnificent animal of a man
Registered: Sep 2001
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Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy
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[Edited by Guile on 21-09-2018 06:52 AM][Edited by Guile on 22-09-2018 10:39 AM] [Edited by Guile on 22-09-2018 10:45 AM] Criminal Anthropology Simulation Master Class
Difficulty level:2
You may struggle without the correct training and background in Criminal Anthropology. Play catch up:
Here with: "YOU ARE THE..."
&
Here with: "WHAT'S MY CRIME?"
Contains offensive and despicable content that is too controversial and too FUCKING AWESOME for children. The stark, ugly, profound truths KING CON and associated spin offs exposes may be soul crushing to the weak of spirit. If you allow a child to read this thread you are a bad parent or guardian. Contains strong action violence and sexualised posing.
Ready?
Well let's play:
KING CON
Have you got what it takes to rise like the scum you are to the top of the rancid pool that is H.M.P. Hafa Towers?
Each episode will give you choices to make, relying not only your Criminal Anthropology skill sets you will have to lie, bribe, cheat, intimidate, claw, gouge, shank and shag your way to the top of the shit heap.
CAN YOU BECOME:
KING CON
In last weeks episode...
......You blagged your way onto the Vulnerable Prisoners Unit and shanked one of those pedo's right the fuck up. You then framed one of the prison's pain in the arses for the stabbing. You recruited some cronies to enforce your will and cover your back. You coerced a screw into bringing you gear into prison. You banged one of the Cat A mad bitches on the woman's wing. You organised a hostage situation to take the heat off your team to get mad quantities of gear in.
Go you, you mad bastard.
You're starting to look like a man who can do whatever he fucking likes.
Ex coppers doing time for a crime. The lowest of the low in any prison. Most of them stay on Vulnerable wing, but a cocky few choose to have a cover story constructed for them and try to do their time like everyone else. This of course cannot be allowed.
There has been an new intake of prisoners into H.M.P. HaFa Towers this week, and you have had a nod from your contacts on the outside that one of the new guys isn't all he's made out to be...
Far from it. He's fucking plod.
Using your Criminal Anthropology skills study the mugshots below. One of them is actually a fucking bent copper. Can you pick out the most likely suspect and blow his cover?
In prison it's a serious matter to accuse someone of being a copper when they're not. Terrible things happen to ex coppers in prison. Really bad. Even you need hard facts before you toss someone under that bus.
By pulling a few strings, the following morning you get a placement in the clerical team at the Prison Offices. Files on all the prisoners are kept there. All you need is a couple of minutes alone with the personnel files and you'll get all the dirt you need to reveal if there is indeed a pork in your pack.
Senior Prison Officer Fulton Mackay is very suspicious of your motives.
That's because you've never participated in any Rehabilitation Programs before but your dopey Probation Officer is delighted with the new leaf you appear to be turning and ensures all goes smoothly with you getting onto the "Back to Work" program.
SCORE! The Prison Governors secretary thinks you are an "Absolute Sweetheart"
A few days go by and you have had no time alone in the Admin Offices to check through the files, but at least you've had a great time chatting up Mrs. Jones - the Prison Governors secretary, and letting her know just how fucking hot she is.
It's now Tuesday afternoon and things are going well. You've told the silly cow you are a Tai Chi instructor and you're massaging her shoulders and neck to "remove the tensions and free her chi" while wondering when to take it to the next level...
Suddenly the Governor bleeps through on his intercom for Mrs. Jones to come through and take notes. "I'll be right back to finish our little chat in a minute" she giggles, then leaves you alone in the office for the first time since you started this investigation.
You are not used to the vast & rambling filing system at H.M.P. HaFa Towers.
You've got just enough time to search out and read one file before Mrs. Jones comes back in.
You quickly locate and read the jacket of your suspect.
Correctly pick out the ex-copper from the new intake and yes, you'll be the man, dog!
Nominate one of the following goons as pedo-pork, and post your accusation revealing the identity of the ex-copper beast, thereby BOOSTING your status as a man who fucking knows things and ensuring you gain further RESPECT
As is your due.
New interactive feature:
ASK THE AUDIENCE
Ready?
Well, let's play:
KING CON
Which one is the ex-copper...
DAVID
MASOOD
TONY
BILLY
MARK
Remember: It's just for fun 
KING CON
NEW TO KING CON
INTERACTIVE FEATURE: ASK THE AUDIENCE!
I will publish the results next week.
Pro-tip: CATCH ON FIRE AND PEOPLE WILL COME FROM MILES TO SEE YOU BURN
KING CON is only available on HaFa
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