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Guile
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http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/28/woman-rode-motorbike-naked-sex-street-punched-blind-man-7188798/

Woman rode motorbike naked, got fingered in the street and punched a blind man

tbf she didn't piss on the cenotaph

smoke them if you got them cos it's going down

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Guile
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http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/28/woman-rode-motorbike-naked-sex-street-punched-blind-man-7188798/

Woman rode motorbike naked, got fingered in the street and punched a blind man

tbf she didn't piss on the cenotaph



this story has got it all - the perps name is natasha CLAUS lolol, she'll be on her dad's naughty list.

that headline's got to be the winner of this thread

smoke them if you got them cos it's going down

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smoke them if you got them cos it's going down

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Love the headline and the sub-heading too.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/bell-end-residents-start-petition-to-change-street-name-because-they-have-become-a-laughing-stock-a3730146.html



Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate.

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Not a headline but a stark reminder of how hard it is to not suck cock.


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Not a headline but a stark reminder of how hard it is to not suck cock.


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The Independent has gone to shit since the Russians bought it.

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Grandad’s testicle exploded ‘like a volcano’

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/10/grandads-testicle-exploded-like-volcano-caught-salmonella-holiday-7218081/



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A grandfather has described the harrowing moment his left testicle exploded ‘like a volcano’ after he contracted salmonella.

David Worsley was enjoying a holiday to Tunisia with his wife Joanne in July 2014 when his life was turned upside down.

The 59-year-old began suffering from African salmonella, which is potentially deadly, just a couple of days into the holiday, and was severely ill when he returned to the UK.

The security guard from Bolton, Lancashire said he lost three stone as he could not keep food down, before waking up one day with ‘excruciating pain’ in his testicle.

He said: ‘I woke up at about 5am with the most excruciating pain in my left testicle. I could barely move and I was in tears from the agony.

‘I said to my wife Joanne ‘I’m really unwell’ and she called the doctor who advised I go into hospital immediately.

‘I was in for ten days and the pressure continued to grow. It got so big that I needed to carry it around in my hands. It was the size of a grapefruit.’



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Woman returned Christmas tree for refund in January because it was ‘dead’

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/10/woman-returned-christmas-tree-refund-january-dead-7218827/

Costco refunded her Suspicious

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Pastor admits forcing minor into oral sex, gets standing ovation at church service


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According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now

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