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HarderFaster Forums >> General Mayhem >> Thought for the day Author Pages (42):  « Prev ... «  13  14  15  16  [17]  18  19  20  21  » ... Next »    Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Daredevils toughest opponent would probably be a ventriloquist. There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms. When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly" Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 01-11-2016 08:41 AM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Since Buddhists believe in reincarnation, their tobstones say "BRB" instead of "RIP". There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms. When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly" Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 11-11-2016 10:52 AM Fi Red Squirrel Ninja Cat - 6th Dan Registered: May 2002 Posts: 48953 - Threads: 1388 Location: Lurking in a dark corner of the interweb 2016 Honourable Mention Member Joint Winner Intellectual Quote: Private1 wrote on 11-11-2016 10:52 AM Since Buddhists believe in reincarnation, their tobstones say "BRB" instead of "RIP". *groan* Robochick. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 11-11-2016 11:02 AM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Quote: Fi wrote on 11-11-2016 11:02 AM *groan* There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms. When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly" Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 11-11-2016 15:02 PM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Why do people say "Grow some Balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. - Betty White There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms. When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly" Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 11-11-2016 15:04 PM ceekay venomous fairy Registered: Feb 2010 Posts: 39935 - Threads: 1064 Location: In a wide open space 2016 Winner Thread Honourable Mention Member Quote: Private1 wrote on 11-11-2016 03:02 PM "Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?" "I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes) Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 11-11-2016 15:50 PM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Quote: ceekay wrote on 11-11-2016 03:50 PM Quote: Private1 wrote on 11-11-2016 03:02 PM I was hoping for another groan. Do you know how long its been since I've made two women do that in one day ? There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms. When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly" Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 11-11-2016 18:44 PM DJ Sketchy Registered: Oct 2016 Posts: 1571 - Threads: 87 Location: Bristol 2016 Winner Jaw Drop Thread Winner The Dark Side [Edited by Matt on 12-11-2016 10:11 AM] Quote: Private1 wrote on 11-11-2016 06:44 PM Quote: ceekay wrote on 11-11-2016 03:50 PM Quote: Private1 wrote on 11-11-2016 03:02 PM I was hoping for another groan. Do you know how long its been since I've made two women do that in one day ? Haha! [edit] change img to url so we don't make the thread NWS LINK NWS https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bx9T5E3CcAExesx.jpg Check out my Mixcould! https://www.mixcloud.com/JohnChristy/ Check out my Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009340173556 Check out my Twitter! https://twitter.com/DJJohnChristy?lang=en-gb Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 11-11-2016 18:50 PM All times are GMT. The time now is 20:14:59         Pages (42):  « Prev ... «  13  14  15  16  [17]  18  19  20  21  » ... Next »    Forum Jump: Please select one: -------------------- Search Home -------------------- -- Recent messages -- Welcome to HarderFaster -- Lighthearted Banter -- Serious Discussions -- Upcoming Events and Adverts -- How good a night was THAT ? -- HarderFaster Lifestyle -- Mad Hatter's Corner -- General Mayhem -- HarderFaster Active -- The Asylum -- Mixes and Feedback -- Tunes and Tracks -- DJing -- Production Studio -- Production Feedback -- Photos and Photography -- Community Notices -- F.A.O. -- Classic Threads -- HarderFaster: announcements, suggestions and feedback -- Area 51 Forum Rules: You may post new threads You may post replies You may post attachments You may edit your posts You may delete your posts HTML code is OFF BB Code is ON Smilies are ON

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