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Quin.
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Not if you've done speed first it wouldn't.



Wank first, THEN drugs.

Amateur. Roll eyes (sarcastic)



You'd think I'd have got it right by now...

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche

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There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms.
When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly"

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http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2017/01/when-you-search-asshole-on-twitter-president-trumps-profile-is-the-first-result/


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Quin.
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Looks like a bunch of cunts to me.

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche

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[Edited by Private1 on 13-02-2017 17:19 PM]

Durex are hedging their bets.


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The things they teach in schools thesedays Shakes head

http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2017/02/teacher-suspended-after-giving-students-cooking-instructions-for-crystal-meth/


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The things they teach in schools thesedays Shakes head

http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2017/02/teacher-suspended-after-giving-students-cooking-instructions-for-crystal-meth/


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private1 is that you?

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