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Guile
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do clown farts smell funny?

smoke them if you got them cos it's going down

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Matt
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Laughs out loud until you forget Doh!

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Having gay parents must be horrible.

You either get twice the usual amount of dad jokes, or risk getting stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mom".

According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now

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Tsujigiri is a japanese word meaning to try out a new sword on a passerby.

According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now

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According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now

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