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ceekay
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josie wrote on 24-04-2012 03:19 PM

quite.

entertaining post? no. funny post? no. grain of truth post? no.

hence me not even bothereing to respond



Except this one time Razz

"Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"
"I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes)

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Captain Ismail
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josie wrote on 24-04-2012 02:45 PM

not me!

this is nice though (I saw it again at the weekend and thought of Zem and Janie... I don't 'properly' know anyone who's pregnant!)

Prayer before Birth - Louis MacNeice

I am not yet born; O hear me.
Let not the bloodsucking bat or the rat or the stoat or the
club-footed ghoul come near me.

I am not yet born, console me.
I fear that the human race may with tall walls wall me,
with strong drugs dope me, with wise lies lure me,
on black racks rack me, in blood-baths roll me.

I am not yet born; provide me
With water to dandle me, grass to grow for me, trees to talk
to me, sky to sing to me, birds and a white light
in the back of my mind to guide me.

I am not yet born; forgive me
For the sins that in me the world shall commit, my words
when they speak me, my thoughts when they think me,
my treason engendered by traitors beyond me,
my life when they murder by means of my
hands, my death when they live me.

I am not yet born; rehearse me
In the parts I must play and the cues I must take when
old men lecture me, bureaucrats hector me, mountains
frown at me, lovers laugh at me, the white
waves call me to folly and the desert calls
me to doom and the beggar refuses
my gift and my children curse me.

I am not yet born; O hear me,
Let not the man who is beast or who thinks he is God
come near me.

I am not yet born; O fill me
With strength against those who would freeze my
humanity, would dragoon me into a lethal automaton,
would make me a cog in a machine, a thing with
one face, a thing, and against all those
who would dissipate my entirety, would
blow me like thistledown hither and
thither or hither and thither
like water held in the
hands would spill me.

Let them not make me a stone and let them not spill me.
Otherwise kill me.



You are right Josie, this is beautiful.

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voodoobass
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bare club-footed ghouls round ere innit

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Zem
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Ah thanks!

Maybe you could find a pregnant cat to read it to ;-)

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Hanky
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voodoobass wrote on 24-04-2012 10:32 PM

bare club-footed ghouls round ere innit



I'll see your west country and raise you a Guernsey. The gene pool here is startlingly shallow.

Life is far too important to be taken seriously

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Janie Mac
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If I repeat this poem to myself just before I go into labour, you think it'll hurt less?

Thanks Josie, its better than 'nice'... Smile

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Has someone hacked your account, Josie?

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josie

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Stakker wrote on 25-04-2012 10:39 AM

Has someone hacked your account, Josie?



yep. cunt

nothing is exactly as it seems, nor is it otherwise

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