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There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms.
When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly"

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Every time you clog a toilet, you've exceeded someones expectations.

There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms.
When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly"

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"Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"
"I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes)

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Next time you're afraid to share ideas, remember someone once said in a meeting "Let's make a film with a tornado full of sharks".

There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms.
When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly"

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Everything happens for a reason.
Sometimes that reason is you're stupid and make bad choices.





There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms.
When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly"

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Everything happens for a reason.
Sometimes that reason is you're stupid and make bad choices.



This is very true. Especially when the same thing happens repeatedly.

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche

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This is very true. Especially when the same thing happens repeatedly.



There was a great analogy about people who do the same things over and over but expect a different result next time.

"Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"
"I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes)

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There was a great analogy about people who do the same things over and over but expect a different result next time.



It reminds me of that fool me once shame on me thing.

Unless its George Bush doing it. It's funny is that clip.

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