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Sam Spooley

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In France, the police are now taking action against people caught in public wearing a burka.

So far they've arrested four Muslims and seven letterboxes.


"I'll ring when I'm at the park opposite Wimpy. One on one and don't even think about bringing any pals cos my lot will be waiting if you do"- The Res

"I break laws every day, I broke more than 3 last night that I can think of without really trying.."- Ordinary man in the street aka Coops

"Whats wrong with you Aaron, seriously. First you were a massive, abusive drunk and now you want to wank over little black children from Africa."-Skaramanga

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Hanky
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Scientists have invented a device that can transport entire countries back to the middle ages. They're calling it Islam.

Life is far too important to be taken seriously

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danj
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Private1 wrote on 28-02-2014 05:09 PM

Quote:
danj wrote on 27-02-2014 05:02 PM

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.



Thats almost as funny as cancer. Shakes head



Cancer's hilarious.

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Slink for darkside!

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My mate has started making exploding prayer mats.

It's going alright. Prophets are going through the roof.

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Private1

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Whats red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.



Shrek: A story about an ogre finding his one true love and dragging her down to his level.

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Staggo
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Quote:
Private1 wrote on 28-02-2014 05:09 PM

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danj wrote on 27-02-2014 05:02 PM

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.



Thats almost as funny as cancer. Shakes head



Cancer's hilarious.



I've always found it to be more tumorous than humorous.

Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate.

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Staggo wrote on 20-03-2014 04:44 PM

I've always found it to be more tumorous than humorous.



Laughs out loud

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Private1

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I've always found it to be more tumorous than humorous.



Laughs out loud

Shrek: A story about an ogre finding his one true love and dragging her down to his level.

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