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HarderFaster Forums >> General Mayhem >> Jokes of the Day Author Pages (10):  1  [2]  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  » ... Next »    Breezercat The Old Ones are the best ......... Registered: May 2002 Posts: 186 - Threads: 17 Location: Under the fish tank at the 414 I got a porn film the other day Put it in the DVD player but it was just a dark blurry picture of some fat guy holding his dick Then realised that I hadn't switched on the TV There may be troubles ahead, but while theres moonlight and music and love and romance, lets face the DJ and DANCE ! The old ones are the best Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 17-08-2013 17:58 PM London Raver Registered: Apr 2013 Posts: 203 - Threads: 12 Location: Bristol I don't like porn. It gives young girls false expectations - of how quickly a plumber will come to their house. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 17-08-2013 18:25 PM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Top 10 jokes from this years Fringe The top 10 were: Rob Auton - "I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa." Alex Horne - "I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying." Alfie Moore - "I'm in a same-sex marriage... the sex is always the same." Tim Vine - "My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'." Gary Delaney - "I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell." Phil Wang - "The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men." Marcus Brigstocke - "You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost." Liam Williams - "The universe implodes. No matter." Bobby Mair - "I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance." Chris Coltrane - "The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately." If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 21-08-2013 08:13 AM Funboy Hashtag Yoloswaggins ''Nice one Trev...'' Registered: Jun 2004 Posts: 33847 - Threads: 1355 Location: beside the seaside Quote: Private1 wrote on 05-07-2013 11:11 AM Q. Why can’t Helen Keller drive? A. Because she’s a woman. - A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is. [Pitch Bend Digital | Inertia Digital] [pitch.bend@live.com | inertia-digital@hotmail.com] Inertia Digital Music on Myspace / Trevor Dans Music on Soundcloud Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 21-08-2013 13:48 PM Funboy Hashtag Yoloswaggins ''Nice one Trev...'' Registered: Jun 2004 Posts: 33847 - Threads: 1355 Location: beside the seaside What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle. [Pitch Bend Digital | Inertia Digital] [pitch.bend@live.com | inertia-digital@hotmail.com] Inertia Digital Music on Myspace / Trevor Dans Music on Soundcloud Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 21-08-2013 13:53 PM B.S.E Taking over the world one grain of sand at a time Registered: Oct 2002 Posts: 17897 - Threads: 283 Location: Spreading... 2016 Winner Club Night - Zoology 15 Honourable Mention DJ What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. <please insert witty comment here> Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 21-08-2013 13:59 PM Funboy Hashtag Yoloswaggins ''Nice one Trev...'' Registered: Jun 2004 Posts: 33847 - Threads: 1355 Location: beside the seaside Quote: B.S.E wrote on 21-08-2013 01:59 PM What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? Finding 2 worms in your apple [Pitch Bend Digital | Inertia Digital] [pitch.bend@live.com | inertia-digital@hotmail.com] Inertia Digital Music on Myspace / Trevor Dans Music on Soundcloud Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 21-08-2013 14:12 PM Janie Mac a hound..... Registered: Oct 2002 Posts: 15055 - Threads: 202 Location: Glesgae Quote: B.S.E wrote on 21-08-2013 01:59 PM What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Hahaha I actually spat my drink out then. Not at the holocaust (before I get called names) Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 21-08-2013 14:14 PM All times are GMT. The time now is 22:36:42         Pages (10):  1  [2]  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  » ... Next »    Forum Jump: Please select one: -------------------- Search Home -------------------- -- Recent messages -- Welcome to HarderFaster -- Lighthearted Banter -- Serious Discussions -- Upcoming Events and Adverts -- How good a night was THAT ? -- HarderFaster Lifestyle -- Mad Hatter's Corner -- General Mayhem -- HarderFaster Active -- The Asylum -- Mixes and Feedback -- Tunes and Tracks -- DJing -- Production Studio -- Production Feedback -- Photos and Photography -- Community Notices -- F.A.O. -- Classic Threads -- HarderFaster: announcements, suggestions and feedback -- Area 51 Forum Rules: You may post new threads You may post replies You may post attachments You may edit your posts You may delete your posts HTML code is OFF BB Code is ON Smilies are ON

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