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HarderFaster Forums >> General Mayhem >> KING CON - Bonus Mission #2: Taking the dog to the Vet Author Pages (2):  1  [2]      Guile A magnificent animal of a man Registered: Sep 2001 Posts: 2659 - Threads: 68 Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy pieman: Special RESPECT Bonus Unlocked: WIND UP MERCHANT Quote: Senior Prison Officer Fulton Mackay EXPLODES "I cannae take no more, this fucking shite is really getting on ma tits" RESPECT! Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 15-08-2018 19:43 PM Latex Zebra Yeah, something is probably happening somewhere. Registered: Feb 2003 Posts: 15057 - Threads: 341 Location: London 2016 óò Winner KING CON Joint Winner Day Party - Alumni Honourable Mention Tune - Mind Shift - Luke Warner and Latex Zebra Winner DJ Winner Resident DJ Winner Party Animal Winner Club Night - Zoology 15 Little Billy my Cellie is up for some spoons later. Remember kids, it's only gay if you make eye contact. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 16-08-2018 13:17 PM Guile A magnificent animal of a man Registered: Sep 2001 Posts: 2659 - Threads: 68 Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy [Edited by Guile on 16-08-2018 14:08 PM] It seems as though our convicts libido has taken a massive battering due their incarceration and the bromide in their tea, so Nurse Carolyn's honour remains intact. pieman did make a cursory attempt at flirting but preferred to spend his time winding up Senior Prison Office Mackay. Latex Zebra left ONE note for the angel of mercy but that was tossed into the bin by Mr. Mackay and never seen by Nurse Carolyn... Quote: pieman said: Hi hun, I scratched myself in the Steel Workshop and I don't remember when my last Tetanus injection was. Can you give me one? Listen Mr. pieman, me saying you've got good veins IS NOT a pick-up line. Now bend over, this is going to HURT A LOT Quote: Latex Zebra said: Hey baby, I can't remember when my prostrate was last checked. Let's go somewhere a bit more private and you finger my chocolate starfish. Hmmm, nice little hands, praps we can work up to a mutual fisting? You want me to finger your chocolate starfish?!? ZERO RESPECT points gained Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 16-08-2018 14:07 PM All times are GMT. The time now is 14:22:24         Pages (2):  1  [2]      Forum Jump: Please select one: -------------------- Search Home -------------------- -- Recent messages -- Welcome to HarderFaster -- Lighthearted Banter -- Serious Discussions -- Upcoming Events and Adverts -- How good a night was THAT ? -- HarderFaster Lifestyle -- Mad Hatter's Corner -- General Mayhem -- HarderFaster Active -- The Asylum -- Mixes and Feedback -- Tunes and Tracks -- DJing -- Production Studio -- Production Feedback -- Photos and Photography -- Community Notices -- F.A.O. -- Classic Threads -- HarderFaster: announcements, suggestions and feedback -- Area 51 Forum Rules: You may post new threads You may post replies You may post attachments You may edit your posts You may delete your posts HTML code is OFF BB Code is ON Smilies are ON

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