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Private1 wrote on 20-12-2016 02:58 PM

I dunno bout Santa's sweatshop elves. Scratches Chin

Considering they're supposed to be locked in sweatshops making toys all year, they probably look like Gollum.



I'm totally on a LOTR bent here.

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche

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Quin. wrote on 20-12-2016 03:02 PM

I'm totally on a LOTR bent here.



Oh yeah.

I wonder if they're into ear nibbling... just the tip, maybe?

There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms.
When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly"

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Are vulcans just space elves?

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche

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Quin. wrote on 20-12-2016 03:43 PM

Are vulcans just space elves?



Its only logical.

Klingons = space orcs?

There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms.
When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly"

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Its only logical.

Klingons = space orcs?



Could well be. I'm amazed no-one has taken this to court.



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http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2017/01/sensible-people-say-masturbation-breaks-may-increase-office-productivity/

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Not if you've done speed first it wouldn't.

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Quin. wrote on 10-01-2017 03:25 PM

Not if you've done speed first it wouldn't.



Wank first, THEN drugs.

Amateur. Roll eyes (sarcastic)

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