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are you high on mushrooms now? as the issue is just the same.



Nope! Just drinking cider!



You can't blame being noncy on cider.

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[quote]DJ Sketchy wrote on 13-12-2016 03:49 PM

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You can't blame being noncy on cider.



Haha! I'm not a nonce. I've had 3 'relationships' with 17 year old girls through the time of when I lost it. It just naturally happened, just beyond legal age, I don't have any rules.


So have you lost it now as you are doing the same thing.

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I don't have any rules.



That's not how it works.

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[quote]DJ Sketchy wrote on 13-12-2016 03:56 PM

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A nonce is someone who has raped a minor. Be careful of the terminology you're using. I've not raped anyone here. I believe ceekay classed it as fantasy.



nonce
a deviant, a sex offender;
from acronym NONCE, UK prison classification for prisoners deemed at risk from attack from other 'regular' prisoners because of the sexual nature of their crimes
NONCE = N ot - O n - N ormal - C ourtyard - E xercise

pretty sure given the chance you'd enact upon your "fantasy" so TBH I'm not the one who should be careful here.

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Haha! I'm not a nonce. I've had 3 'relationships' with 17 year old girls through the time of when I lost it. It just naturally happened, just beyond legal age, I don't have any rules.



You have not had any relationships with any of those girls. Sending them pervy paedo messages on social media does not constitute a relationship. Get this into your head.

"Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"
"I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes)

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A nonce is someone who has raped a minor. Be careful of the terminology you're using. I've not raped anyone here. I believe ceekay classed it as fantasy.



Nuh uh, I did not give you an out.

You are noncy. You are sending young girls messages telling them you want to f**k them, on drugs.


"I've not raped anyone here". That sentence worries me.

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"I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes)

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