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Guile
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Staggo wrote on 05-09-2017 03:09 PM

Unless the wedding party is made up largely of HF members circa 2008 that joke might tumbleweed somewhat.

Shame really, it's got great potential and if the wedding party WAS made up largely of HF members circa 2008, that's probably the only line your speech needs. Opening AND closing line in one. BOOM - job DONE! *sit down satisfied at a job well done*



that would be a great crowd, I miss those guys

smoke them if you got them cos it's going down

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Quin.
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Quin. wrote on 05-09-2017 02:43 PM

"Trev never done me like that"?



Only if the groom's name is actually Trev...

Sod it, get smashed in Ibiza and fuck the speech!



Yeah, it might be lost on the crowd otherwise TBF. I didn't think that through.




Unless the wedding party is made up largely of HF members circa 2008 that joke might tumbleweed somewhat.

Shame really, it's got great potential and if the wedding party WAS made up largely of HF members circa 2008, that's probably the only line your speech needs. Opening AND closing line in one. BOOM - job DONE! *sit down satisfied at a job well done*



"Trev never done me like that, MEAT ON THE BONE, Pics/STFU" *round of applause*

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche

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Staggo
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"Trev never done me like that, MEAT ON THE BONE, Pics/STFU" *round of applause*



*applauds*

Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate.

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Getting to the local post office in plenty of time for last posting to find a sign saying "Closed Today, nearest Post Offices ....."

The next nearest Post Office is in the opposite direction and, as I discovered, has a last posting time 30 minutes earlier.

Then it started to rain.

Chips pissed on.

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Long queue at the other post office.

Wanker in front of me who put his card in the machine 3 times to pay for his parcel, get £10 cashback and then pay for 6 first class stamps.

Get. A. Fucking. Move. On.

When he was done, he turned around and insisted I move out of his way.

Walk. Round. Me. You. Twat.



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danj
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Long queue at the other post office.

W****r in front of me who put his card in the machine 3 times to pay for his parcel, get £10 cashback and then pay for 6 first class stamps.

Get. A. F*****g. Move. On.

When he was done, he turned around and insisted I move out of his way.

Walk. Round. Me. You. T**t.



Woah.

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HF2 - coming soon!

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louloubell
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30 + mins waiting for IT!! ARGH!

Karma is a beautiful thing.

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Too many HH parties at the moment.

Not my favourite music in the world but I'm pleased when any scene shows a resurgence.

Now every bugger is milking the fuck out if it, parties every week, sometimes 2 or more in a day.

Calm the fuck down people. No scene, as small as the HH scene is, can support the level of events happening.

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