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DJ Sketchy wrote on 13-12-2016 04:21 PM

I've come through the encounters completely unscathed.



Oh, well that's ok then... :eyeroll:

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Fi wrote on 13-12-2016 04:11 PM

Stop bringing it up and boasting about it online then people won't tell you you're creepy/sleazy/whatever.



I believe Quin brought it up. I just had a rattle.



Christ, how young do you like them!?

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche

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Quin. wrote on 13-12-2016 04:24 PM

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DJ Sketchy wrote on 13-12-2016 04:14 PM

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Fi wrote on 13-12-2016 04:11 PM

Stop bringing it up and boasting about it online then people won't tell you you're creepy/sleazy/whatever.



I believe Quin brought it up. I just had a rattle.



Christ, how young do you like them!?





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Confused

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Confused



I was showing how words can be defined as something else! Thought you would have got that, Quin!

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You are a f*cking n0nce. I'm convinced of it.

Everything you say convinces me further that you are.

Mental issues or not mate... you are a f*cking wrongun'

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You are a f*cking n0nce. I'm convinced of it.

Everything you say convinces me further that you are.

Mental issues or not mate... you are a f*cking wrongun'



Boo hoo. Don't wait for me to cry into my booze.

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DJ Sketchy wrote on 13-12-2016 05:36 PM

Boo hoo. Don't wait for me to cry into my booze.



I wont. Believe me.

Although you not being ar5ed by my comments says a lot.

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