According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now
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kerb wrote on 19-04-2018 08:22 PM
david walliams
Internet hoax, he's still alive and kickin!
Rudeness is a weak persons imitation of strength!
'Only a few find the way,some don't recognise it when they do,some don't even want to' Cheshire Cat ~ Welcome to the party of consciousness ~
edit: the superstar DJ once said he wanted to be remembered for the life he lived, not the money he made.
Great quote too!
Rudeness is a weak persons imitation of strength!
'Only a few find the way,some don't recognise it when they do,some don't even want to' Cheshire Cat ~ Welcome to the party of consciousness ~
According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now