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Teach

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Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting 'FUCK WHAT A RIDE'

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Laughs out loud Amin got his brother Robin to sign up.

Wonder how many more brothers there are Razz



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Private1

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On to Google Translate, convert "Birth Control Pills", from english to german.

https://translate.google.co.uk/?hl=en&tab=wT#en/de/Birth%20Control%20Pills

According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now

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According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now

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Private1

Registered: Aug 2002
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Always give 100%... except if you're donating blood.


My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.


I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster.
If anything, it made him more sluggish.


My friend gave me his Epi-Pen as he was dying.
It seemed very important to him that i have it.

My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.

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Private1

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What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
I’ve never paid $15 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest

My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.

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adamsands

Registered: Nov 2018
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Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?


Her: Awww... Yes!!!


Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me


Scratches Chin Scratches Chin

Life is short, live it your way! #herblife

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