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Guile
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[Edited by Guile on 20-10-2018 14:41 PM] Hi, and a warm welcome to:
"YOU ARE THE..."
Brought to you by the makers of the popular hafa thread series:
"WHAT'S MY CRIME?"
This series of threads will put you in different situations were you must use your Criminal Anthropology skill set to achieve success.
In this week's episode...
"YOU ARE THE... INVESTOR"
It's a hard task to get a top return on your money year after year, and those investors who manage to do so become celebrated. Their philosophies and strategies are studied by others hoping for similar success, and their holdings and comments are subject to endless scrutiny.
You have recently received a cash legacy from a long lost maiden aunt and have decided to INVEST it for your future. You have put the word out and have been approached by six candidates each with what sound like sure fire winning schemes.
Luckily you are a student of Criminal Anthropology and know that jug ears, long arms and a bald head [for example] are blue chip indicators of criminality; so you quickly realise that only ONE of the following has a genuine business idea and the others are fraudsters who will be away with your cash to the Costa del Crime before you can say "¡Olé!".
You go to the meet with your briefcase of cash all ready to hand over, it's crunch time - which one you going to INVEST your £20,000.00 with?
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HERE WE GO!
Lets play:
"YOU ARE THE... INVESTOR"
WILLIAM
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HELEN
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JAMES
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SAM
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ANDREW
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DAVID
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Remember: It's just for fun.
I will publish the results of everyone's investment decisions next week.
 For players who are new to the Theory of Criminal Anthropology, [where have you been?] here are some crib notes:
Anthropological criminology is the study of humans and criminals, based on links between the nature of the crime and the appearance of the offender. According to this theory the following details are common in all criminals:
Unusually short or tall height; small head, but large face; fleshy lips, but thin upper lip; protuberances on head, wrinkles on forehead and face; large sinus cavities or lumpy face; tattoos on body; receding hairline; bumps on head, particularly above left ear; large incisors; bushy eyebrows. these tending to meet across nose; large eye sockets, but deep-set eyes; beaked or flat nose; strong jaw line; small and sloping forehead; small or weak chin; thin neck; sloping shoulders, but large chest; large, protruding jug ears; long arms; high cheek bones; pointy or snubbed fingers or toes.
"WHAT'S MY CRIME?"
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Guile
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[Edited by Guile on 20-04-2018 23:47 PM] Quote:
| Quin. wrote on 20-04-2018 02:08 PM
David has popped a semi just by being in cuffs...
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hahaha
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[Edited by pieman on 24-04-2018 00:18 AM][Edited by pieman on 24-04-2018 04:42 AM] They all look proper dodgy, but I'm going to plump for cunty-jacket wearing Andrew as the best of a very bad bunch, although he does still look incredibly shifty and may well be chatting with his brief on the steps of the court.
I considered going for Sam, as he's wearing well-fitted clothes and waving cash about but then he also looks like he's seen the inside of a prison cell or boxing ring a few times, probably a mob boss.
William looks like he may have been respectable at one point but has since been sucked into some kind of fraud.
Helen looks liek a bad Claire King tribute act who enjoys lots of gin.
LZ can chiv the rest of them for all I care.
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