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HarderFaster Forums >> General Mayhem >> Thought for the day Author Pages (42):  « Prev ... «  26  27  28  29  [30]  31  32  33  34  » ... Next »    Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Click here to view original image According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 12-09-2017 20:31 PM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Click here to view original image According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 14-09-2017 08:50 AM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London “Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.” - Terry Pratchett, Jingo According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 18-09-2017 14:00 PM Matt V2.0 Registered: Apr 2002 Posts: 17728 - Threads: 847 Location: Surrey 2016 Honourable Mention Party Animal Quote: Private1 wrote on 12-09-2017 05:09 PM The object of golf, is to play the least amount of golf. Lol, the object of golf is to get to the 19th hole! Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 18-09-2017 14:29 PM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Quote: Matt wrote on 18-09-2017 02:29 PM Quote: Private1 wrote on 12-09-2017 05:09 PM The object of golf, is to play the least amount of golf. Lol, the object of golf is to get to the 19th hole! Seriously? Click here to view original image According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 19-09-2017 13:36 PM Latex Zebra Yeah, something is probably happening somewhere. Registered: Feb 2003 Posts: 15057 - Threads: 341 Location: London 2016 óò Winner KING CON Joint Winner Day Party - Alumni Honourable Mention Tune - Mind Shift - Luke Warner and Latex Zebra Winner DJ Winner Resident DJ Winner Party Animal Winner Club Night - Zoology 15 Quote: Private1 wrote on 01-09-2017 09:16 AM Click here to view original image Always thought this about James Bond. He works for the Secret Service and every fucker in the World knows who he is. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 19-09-2017 13:42 PM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London In Greek mythology, Cerberus is the three headed hound of Hades. Roughly translated from ancient Greek, Cerberus means "spotted". Hades named his 3 headed guard dog, Spot. I sh!t you not. According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 19-09-2017 14:00 PM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Parents spend the first 20 years scaring their kids into not getting pregnant, and the next 20 wondering why they won't. According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 20-09-2017 10:32 AM All times are GMT. 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