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Mans date gets trapped retrieving poo.


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According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now

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BAH! I saw this story last night and was going to post that Aaron had been located, in Bristol, using the name Mr Smith.

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"We'd had a really nice evening," he said. "We'd had a meal at a well-known chicken restaurant, had a few beers and then gone back to mine for a bottle of wine and a film."

Netflix and chill Laughs out loud

"Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"
"I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes)

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"We'd had a really nice evening," he said. "We'd had a meal at a well-known chicken restaurant, had a few beers and then gone back to mine for a bottle of wine and a film."

Netflix and chill Laughs out loud



Netflix and poo Razz

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http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/siamese-twins-in-vicious-legal-battle-over-right-to-masturbate/

The headline speaks for itself.

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http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/siamese-twins-in-vicious-legal-battle-over-right-to-masturbate/

The headline speaks for itself.

Laughs out loud



"Keeps touching me" lol, it's a quandry.

And what is that site? Good find ck.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/death-row-inmate-eats-an-entire-bible-as-his-last-meal/

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Sexual assault on an octopus?

This is a fake news site.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/aquarium-employee-emasculated-after-sexual-assault-on-octopus/

Muppet ck, you almost had me.



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Didn't say it wasn't - merely posted an amusing headline Ha Ha!

"Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"
"I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes)

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