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Quin. wrote on 21-07-2017 12:45 PM

Woman convicted of husband's murder after parrot witness repeats 'don't shoot
Bird has been repeating what is thought to have been couple’s last conversation

A woman has been convicted of murdering her husband after his last words were repeated by the pet parrot who witnessed the attack - and has been saying the words "dont f*****g shoot."

Glenna Duram, 49, shot Martin Duram, 46, five times before turning the gun on herself in a failed suicide attempt.

Ms Duram was found guilty of first-degree murder after eight hours of deliberation by Newaygo County jury.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/woman-murder-husband-parrot-witness-don-t-shoot-convicted-michigan-glenna-duram-a7852476.html

Seriously!?! a fucking parrot in court!?!



they decided not to call the parrot to the stand. interestingly African greys have the cognitive abilities of a 6 year old, so not as improbable as it sounds; poor little guy was traumatised and the court might have been too much what with his PTSD.

video links not available in Michigan for court cases

let's raise a glass or two to everything that's lost on you

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Seriously!?! a f*****g parrot in court!?!



That's nothing. You should see what they elected president.

There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms.
When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly"

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That's nothing. You should see what they elected president.



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That's nothing. You should see what they elected president.



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"I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes)

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Placenta Encapsulation is All the Rage—But Is It Safe?

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Breastfeed or bottle feed. Cloth or disposable diapers. Placental encapsulation or disposal.

The custom of eating one’s placenta is actually centuries old, and often practiced in Chinese medicine. But it has gained mainstream appeal as celebrities like Kourtney Kardashian and Mayim Bialik have embraced the practice.



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Cobras in potato chip cans lead to man's arrest on smuggling charges


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i know exactly where I'm posting that.

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