Private1
Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London
|
Quote:
| kerb wrote on 20-01-2018 09:25 PM
I was actually on the plane dropping off a load of FedEx parcels and we crashed due to bad weather and I ended up stranded on this island with not much food. I found a small ball though, I've named him Wilson.
|
|
And I was thinking more along the lines of you getting banged like a drum for rent and catching the clap so many times it would sound like applause.
Your explanation is way better though.
According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now
Report this post to a moderator |
IP: Logged
|