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HarderFaster Forums >> General Mayhem >> Amusing headlines. Author Pages (34):  « Prev ... «  18  19  20  21  [22]  23  24  25  26  » ... Next »    Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London [Edited by Private1 on 19-09-2017 09:33 AM] WTF do they put in their mayo to make that an issue?!? Click here to view original image 'It's OK to make mayonnaise while on your period' According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 19-09-2017 09:32 AM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Click here to view original image According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 20-09-2017 10:31 AM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Click here to view original image According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 20-09-2017 16:52 PM Fi Red Squirrel Ninja Cat - 6th Dan Registered: May 2002 Posts: 48953 - Threads: 1388 Location: Lurking in a dark corner of the interweb 2016 Honourable Mention Member Joint Winner Intellectual Quote: Private1 wrote on 19-09-2017 09:32 AM WTF do they put in their mayo to make that an issue?!? Click here to view original image 'It's OK to make mayonnaise while on your period' eggs, obviously. Not ovulating ones. Robochick. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 21-09-2017 12:17 PM danj there is no spoon Registered: Mar 2005 Posts: 18374 - Threads: 785 Location: Omnipresent Quote: Private1 wrote on 20-09-2017 04:52 PM Click here to view original image (¬_/) (='.'=) (")_(") HF2 - coming soon! Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 21-09-2017 13:59 PM Quin. ??? Registered: Oct 2010 Posts: 33316 - Threads: 426 Location: london Quote: Private1 wrote on 19-09-2017 09:32 AM WTF do they put in their mayo to make that an issue?!? Click here to view original image 'It's OK to make mayonnaise while on your period' They whisk them with their clunge spoon. And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 21-09-2017 14:00 PM ceekay venomous fairy Registered: Feb 2010 Posts: 39935 - Threads: 1064 Location: In a wide open space 2016 Winner Thread Honourable Mention Member woman marries herself Self-marriage, or sologamy, is a growing trend among singletons, with ceremonies conducted in countries from Australia to the Netherlands. In 2015, British PR consultant Sophie Tanner wed herself in Brighton after escaping a bad relationship. "Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?" "I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes) Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 28-09-2017 15:54 PM Staggo Godspeed Rebels Registered: Oct 2004 Posts: 13363 - Threads: 46 Location: London [Edited by Staggo on 28-09-2017 16:21 PM] Quote: Quin. wrote on 21-09-2017 02:00 PM They whisk them with their clunge spoon. LOL, what a horrid thought. "Pass the clunge spoon when you've finished please dear". Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 28-09-2017 16:20 PM All times are GMT. The time now is 08:37:41         Pages (34):  « Prev ... «  18  19  20  21  [22]  23  24  25  26  » ... Next »    Forum Jump: Please select one: -------------------- Search Home -------------------- -- Recent messages -- Welcome to HarderFaster -- Lighthearted Banter -- Serious Discussions -- Upcoming Events and Adverts -- How good a night was THAT ? -- HarderFaster Lifestyle -- Mad Hatter's Corner -- General Mayhem -- HarderFaster Active -- The Asylum -- Mixes and Feedback -- Tunes and Tracks -- DJing -- Production Studio -- Production Feedback -- Photos and Photography -- Community Notices -- F.A.O. -- Classic Threads -- HarderFaster: announcements, suggestions and feedback -- Area 51 Forum Rules: You may post new threads You may post replies You may post attachments You may edit your posts You may delete your posts HTML code is OFF BB Code is ON Smilies are ON

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