Registered: Apr 2003 Posts: 14578 - Threads: 1031 Location: On my merry go roundabout
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Staggo wrote on 05-09-2017 01:11 PM
You'll be the death of this forum, and thereby deny yourself the very giggles you claim to get from it.
But if you're too stupid to see that...I guess you can only take horse to water, you can't make it realise it's a self-harming retard.
I guess this is my Floulounce - it's pointless repeatedly banging our head against the brick wall. Matt, I'll do my best to ignore her from now.
You really think I depend on HF for my only giggles?
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Staggo wrote on 05-09-2017 02:51 PM
It's still a no.
Pussy.
Diazepam (a HALF) has been known to work for many a best man.
"Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"
"I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes)
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Quin. wrote on 05-09-2017 02:49 PM
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Staggo wrote on 05-09-2017 02:49 PM
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Quin. wrote on 05-09-2017 02:43 PM
"Trev never done me like that"?
Only if the groom's name is actually Trev...
Sod it, get smashed in Ibiza and fuck the speech!
Yeah, it might be lost on the crowd otherwise TBF. I didn't think that through.
Unless the wedding party is made up largely of HF members circa 2008 that joke might tumbleweed somewhat.
Shame really, it's got great potential and if the wedding party WAS made up largely of HF members circa 2008, that's probably the only line your speech needs. Opening AND closing line in one. BOOM - job DONE! *sit down satisfied at a job well done*
Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate.
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