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Guile A magnificent animal of a man
Registered: Sep 2001 Posts: 2659 - Threads: 68 Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy
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Welcome back!
Anthropological criminology is the study of humans and criminals, [now discredited] based on links between the nature of the crime and the appearance of the offender.
According to this theory the following details are common in all criminals:
unusually short or tall height; small head, but large face; fleshy lips, but thin upper lip; protuberances (bumps) on head, in back of head and around ear; wrinkles on forehead and face; large sinus cavities or bumpy face; tattoos on body; receding hairline; bumps on head, particularly above left ear; large incisors; bushy eyebrows, tending to meet across nose; large eye sockets, but deep-set eyes; beaked or flat nose; strong jaw line; small and sloping forehead; small or weak chin; thin neck; sloping shoulders, but large chest; large, protruding jug ears; long arms; high cheek bones; pointy or snubbed fingers or toes.
Thus armed with this information, find below four mugshots. Only three of them have been found guilty of one of the following crimes:
PEDO NONCE
BATTERED PREGNANT WOMAN THEN SET HOUSE ON FIRE
INNOCENT OF THESE CHARGES
ROBBER
Can you spot the innocent party and for full points match the suspect to the crime?
THE SUSPECTS:
LIAM
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ROBERT
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TOM
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SIMON
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I will publish the results next week.
Episode 1 can be found HERE
though i spend my time in ashes and smoke
in this whole wide world there's no happier bloke
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pieman
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[Edited by pieman on 26-02-2018 08:29 AM] Quote:
| ceekay wrote on 25-02-2018 10:45 AM
I actually think Liam might be the paedo. Usually you would think that paedos are older guys but actually there are plenty of younger ones. Like the guy from Glee who killed himself recently while on remand/bail/whatever (didn't care much) for these charges
Simon's hand is cuffed to a mate - only one hand is cuffed.
Which leaves Tom and Robert.
I'm calling Tom for the battery and arson and Robert for the theft.
Edit - Simon may have both hands cuffed, or has a watch on. Either way, the cuffs are in front which flies in the face of convention. So I could be way off and some rookie cop has cuffed him.
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He looks liek he's being led into court, so would be cuffed on both hands himself then further cuffed to one hand of a custody officer, with hands in front for ease of movement. He also looks pretty happy so I figure he's either innocent, or a habitual criminal who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same, casual manner. Liam looks like he's had a very emotional and trying day so I'd def finger him for the beating/arson, the rest look like they couldn't give much of a fuck about anything really though so a bit harder to tell.
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