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I've not seen a scouser get this excited over one leg since Paul McCartney met Heather Mills.

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Welcome back.

Which one are you?



Thank you hunni Waves you do make me Laughs out loud and Tee hee hee with your posts!

I've been the twirler for the majority, then the warbler and have also had my turn at bein a snoozer in the boozer! & your good self?

Rudeness is a weak persons imitation of strength!
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Thank you hunni Waves you do make me Laughs out loud and Tee hee hee with your posts!

I've been the twirler for the majority, then the warbler and have also had my turn at bein a snoozer in the boozer! & your good self?



These days definitely the snoozer. Back in the day

According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now

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There's a new fad at the moment where kids snort condoms.
It seems their parents didn't use them correctly either.

According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now

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Angel_Blue13
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These days definitely the snoozer. Back in the day



Innit just, always good to schedule in a nipnap time, still gotta look after inner child tho, just gotta remember to remember:

1. Work hard
2. Play hard
3. Rest hard

Repeat

That's it, set for life, away we go with a zim zim zimma maybe one day, if not, I'm sure someone else will give it a shot! Think thonk think awayay Smile

Rudeness is a weak persons imitation of strength!
'Only a few find the way,some don't recognise it when they do,some don't even want to' Cheshire Cat
~ Welcome to the party of consciousness ~

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Angel_Blue13 wrote on 11-04-2018 07:47 PM

Innit just, always good to schedule in a nipnap time, still gotta look after inner child tho, just gotta remember to remember:

1. Work hard
2. Play hard
3. Rest hard

Repeat

That's it, set for life, away we go with a zim zim zimma maybe one day, if not, I'm sure someone else will give it a shot! Think thonk think awayay Smile



My inner child has turned into an inner sloth.


According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now

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Don't die a virgin.
Terrorists are up there waiting for you.

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Flat Earthers never seem to appreciate how lucky we are that the Earth is horizontal rather than vertical.

According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now

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Private1 wrote on 12-04-2018 01:18 PM

My inner child has turned into an inner sloth.



Your mind is still quick tho, you've given me propah lulz with your thoughts thread, thank you Smile
Only pain I like is laughter pain, takes me ages with most things but I am a work in progress and progress however slow is still progress. I like, whenever you're ready, it's always the best time.
The horizon is called the horizon for a reason, it's because it's horizontal Wink and
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Don't die a virgin.
Terrorists are up there waiting for you.


Tee hee hee

Rudeness is a weak persons imitation of strength!
'Only a few find the way,some don't recognise it when they do,some don't even want to' Cheshire Cat
~ Welcome to the party of consciousness ~

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Your mind is still quick tho, you've given me propah lulz with your thoughts thread, thank you Smile
Only pain I like is laughter pain, takes me ages with most things but I am a work in progress and progress however slow is still progress. I like, whenever you're ready, it's always the best time.
The horizon is called the horizon for a reason, it's because it's horizontal Wink and
Tee hee hee



Big grin




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