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HarderFaster Forums >> General Mayhem >> >> UNCLE MOLESTER << Author Pages (2):  [1]  2      Guile A magnificent animal of a man Registered: Sep 2001 Posts: 2659 - Threads: 68 Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy Click here to view original image UNCLE MOLESTER Uncle Molester the ageing savage Betrays no kind of life But the smell of yesterday's cabbage And the ghost of last year's wife Where the action isn't That's where he's at Living in a council flat Full of accidents and fleas With the smell of yesterdays pizza Onions and mozarello cheese The dust blows out The dirt blows in He just can't keep it neat It's a fully furnished dustbin That reeks of queasy, greasy, cheesy, dirty feet He's vile drunken creep His morals will make you weep Quicker than lager turns to piss He does things on the cheap He'll give you a french kiss While you're fast asleep His boys are off the wagon His girls are on the shelf Through a constant haze of Deodorant sprays He says suck my horny feet Eyes dead as vicious fish Look around for laughs to tweet It's cringey, whingey, stingy, mingey old Uncle Molester Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF Click here to view original image UNCLE MOLESTER Skanking with the Upsetter Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 25-04-2019 12:35 PM Laudrup Registered: Dec 2018 Posts: 24 - Threads: 2 Location: psy trancccceeesssshhhh kkkkksssstttttt keettttttt etc/ Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 25-04-2019 21:16 PM Guile A magnificent animal of a man Registered: Sep 2001 Posts: 2659 - Threads: 68 Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy Click here to view original image UNCLE MOLESTER Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF Click here to view original image UNCLE MOLESTER Skanking with the Upsetter Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 02-05-2019 09:50 AM Guile A magnificent animal of a man Registered: Sep 2001 Posts: 2659 - Threads: 68 Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy Click here to view original image UNCLE MOLESTER Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image TO BE CONTINUED... Click here to view original image UNCLE MOLESTER Skanking with the Upsetter Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 16-05-2019 20:05 PM voodoobass a table, mes enfants... Registered: Sep 2003 Posts: 33900 - Threads: 985 Location: somewhere else My gord... it's like the unholy fusion of Viz, Monkey Dust and Tolkien :o soundcloud.com/voodoobass mixcloud.com/voodoobass Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 19-05-2019 23:20 PM Guile A magnificent animal of a man Registered: Sep 2001 Posts: 2659 - Threads: 68 Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy Quote: voodoobass wrote on 19-05-2019 11:20 PM My gord... it's like the unholy fusion of Viz, Monkey Dust and Tolkien :o High praise indeed thanks VB xx Skanking with the Upsetter Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 21-05-2019 19:48 PM Guile A magnificent animal of a man Registered: Sep 2001 Posts: 2659 - Threads: 68 Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy Click here to view original image UNCLE MOLESTER Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image Click here to view original image TO BE CONTINUED... Click here to view original image UNCLE MOLESTER Skanking with the Upsetter Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 26-05-2019 00:11 AM kerb Registered: Nov 2005 Posts: 24383 - Threads: 1623 Location: hahahahahhaah Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 26-05-2019 00:26 AM All times are GMT. 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