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Ant wrote on 13-12-2002 11:15 AM
well first id wear sunscrean, that'd stop your panzy uv malarky, and I'd wear a pair of UV blocking goggles, my weapon would be an 8 foot long serrated razor-sword coated with deadly toxins and radioactive sludge, it would cleve you in half and your body would disolve in minuites, then ill set a swarm of tsunami ants on the sludge you left behind to clear it up for me.
puny fairies bothering your kids?
SORTED
Well Id have to come and lick all the sunscrean off ya real quick,cause Im so fast as Shaf would say 'wen I turned my bedroom lights off I was in bed before it was dark!'And Ill strip you while Im at it taking ur swimming googles asa souvenir to remember u by.As for ur sword
Ok Im scared.. but fairies can talk to ants ya no and Ill sweet talk them(Im good at that) and set ur ants on you ( they dont like whimpy naked blokes.. only as food.
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you wouldnt get chance to do any of that, the sword is twice your size, by the time you realise that your magic fairy lasers dont work, youll have to figure out why not and how to get rid of whatever it is thats stopping them, you'd probably assume its some magical power being a fairy n all, and the sword would be in your chest and you'd be more dead than a gabba rave in the christian town of solhania by tea time... fairies.... PAH
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13-12-2002 11:20 AM
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Ok Im scared.. but fairies can talk to ants ya no and Ill sweet talk them(Im good at that) and set ur ants on you ( they dont like whimpy naked blokes.. only as food.
