Guile A magnificent animal of a man
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UNCLE MOLESTER
Uncle Molester the ageing savage
Betrays no kind of life
But the smell of yesterday's cabbage
And the ghost of last year's wife
Where the action isn't
That's where he's at
Living in a council flat
Full of accidents and fleas
With the smell of yesterdays pizza
Onions and mozarello cheese
The dust blows out
The dirt blows in
He just can't keep it neat
It's a fully furnished dustbin
That reeks of queasy, greasy, cheesy, dirty feet
He's vile drunken creep
His morals will make you weep
Quicker than lager turns to piss
He does things on the cheap
He'll give you a french kiss
While you're fast asleep
His boys are off the wagon
His girls are on the shelf
Through a constant haze of
Deodorant sprays
He says suck my horny feet
Eyes dead as vicious fish
Look around for laughs to tweet
It's cringey, whingey, stingy, mingey old Uncle Molester
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UNCLE MOLESTER
Skanking with the Upsetter
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