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madame whiplash wrote on 03-05-2013 01:18 PM
Not if they aren't christened surely? Myself for instance - you would just be punching a bastard.
I was going to second adding God to the list but then remembered I don't believe in it and Id look like a tard running around punching the air
No more so than usual
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People who fold letters into concertinas. FFS, it shouldn't be hard to fold a piece of paper.
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Slink. wrote on 03-05-2013 11:19 AM
How folk say they wouldn't hit up some of these chicks.
Was it Hanky, or Donnie who said it? Maybe both.
A little light research among friends over the weekend suggests that although she is reasonably easy on the eye, only a minority would be prepared to invite her to sample their beef thermometer, mainly due to her whining annoyingness Maybe this figure would rise if they were allowed to punch her repeatedly throughout.
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I would fuck the arse off Paltrow but she wouldn't be allowed to say anything more than my name or things like 'Chris never done me like that!'
I think it is fair to say that everyone on the Internet is annoying.
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pieman wrote on 05-05-2013 11:38 AM
A little light research among friends over the weekend suggests that although she is reasonably easy on the eye, only a minority would be prepared to invite her to sample their beef thermometer, mainly due to her whining annoyingness Maybe this figure would rise if they were allowed to punch her repeatedly throughout.
Well I would have thought that would have been part and parcel of the whole experience.
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Slink. wrote on 07-05-2013 01:15 PM
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pieman wrote on 05-05-2013 11:38 AM
A little light research among friends over the weekend suggests that although she is reasonably easy on the eye, only a minority would be prepared to invite her to sample their beef thermometer, mainly due to her whining annoyingness Maybe this figure would rise if they were allowed to punch her repeatedly throughout.
Well I would have thought that would have been part and parcel of the whole experience.
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