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Donnie-B

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I started a new firm last week and there's this bird who always comes for beers after but she never buys a round.

Also the drinks she asks for are £12 a pop.

So a senior colleague put in a official complaint

Haha

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Donnie-B wrote on 11-01-2018 01:15 PM

I started a new firm last week and there's this bird who always comes for beers after but she never buys a round.

Also the drinks she asks for are £12 a pop.

So a senior colleague put in a official complaint

Haha



I thought a ponce was a pedo

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I thought a ponce was a pedo



thats a nonce Laughs out loud

If its out of hours, how can you complain about this? Just dont buy her a drink, surely?

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We have a guy at work like that. Never buys a round, always poncing peoples food off them... Even makes his own presents for his Secret Santa.

He doesn't even care when you pull him up on it.


Also, a ponce means many things... Including a man who lives of a prostitutes earnings.

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Latex Zebra wrote on 12-01-2018 09:19 AM

We have a guy at work like that. Never buys a round, always poncing peoples food off them... Even makes his own presents for his Secret Santa.

He doesn't even care when you pull him up on it.


Also, a ponce means many things... Including a man who lives of a prostitutes earnings.



I always thought a cheapskate blagger or a man that is a bit of a 'dandy'

either way sounds a bit archaic, like 80's?


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Latex Zebra wrote on 12-01-2018 09:19 AM

We have a guy at work like that. Never buys a round, always poncing peoples food off them... Even makes his own presents for his Secret Santa.

He doesn't even care when you pull him up on it.


Also, a ponce means many things... Including a man who lives of a prostitutes earnings.



It's a piss take. This firm go out after work about 3 times a week. You might buy 3 rounds so that's 35 quid a week just on booze for her

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Donnie-B wrote on 12-01-2018 05:12 PM

It's a piss take. This firm go out after work about 3 times a week. You might buy 3 rounds so that's 35 quid a week just on booze for her



Just say to her its your round or joking say (even though you are deadly serious) you never buy rounds so get your own? dont stand for that shit but surely you cant complain as its out of hours?

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i think a description of this lady is in order considering the industrial quantities of testosterone that she has to deal with on a daily basis, not only working with donnie and his cronies but going out after hours with them on the fucking lash three times a week and managing to do it all for free!

also, enquiring minds need to know how many skins are in this sons of fun crew?

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