skaramanga
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2016 | Honourable Mention Cook Winner Life
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| Janie Mac wrote on 03-02-2016 02:38 PM
The standard ones like when the ice cream van plays its music, that means it run out of ice cream and that she has fairies in her room that make notes on her bedtime. They're like Santa's secretaries and they hand the list of her bedtimes over on Christmas Eve and that determines how many presents she gets. I've found her pulling out furniture to see if she can catch these fairies.
Its basically lying to your child but being ok with it cos they eat less shit and go to bed on time.
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I am actually creasing up at the Ice cream van running out of ice cream HAHAHAHA Fucking brilliant!!
Ah man, I cant wait to cause havoc with my kid, its going to be so much fun! Halloween and Xmas must be really special times of the year!
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